Matt H Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Our office is being audited, so everyone has been encouraged to tidy up and archive old projects etc. One chap in the office uncovered a banana in a box tucked away under a senior member’s desk. Judging by the dates on the work that was also in this box, the banana is approx 10 years old. It has severely shrivelled up, is hard as a rock (although who knows what the texture is like inside :s ) and as completely black as Scott M’s car. It’s highly unappealing (nothing to do with Scott M’s car at this point may I add). So, the question got asked about how much it would take to eat the banana. Some people said they wouldn’t eat it for any amount of money…..... but everyone has their price! How much would you polish it off for? Considering it will probably make you rather ill... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Mmmmmmmm, 100g dry oats, 2 scoops strawberry protein, 1 banana, all blended. Pour into pint glass then drink it. Easy!!! id do it for £100 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 I'd do it for say £5000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted February 23, 2011 Author Share Posted February 23, 2011 Mmmmmmmm, 100g dry oats, 2 scoops strawberry protein, 1 banana, all blended. Pour into pint glass then drink it. Easy!!! id do it for £100 Good point, we've had no stipulation whether or not it could be mixed with other stuff - but you're defo cheaper than everyone in my office! How much for on its own? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Good point, we've had no stipulation whether or not it could be mixed with other stuff - but you're defo cheaper than everyone in my office! How much for on its own? Depends, you paying my Private HEALTH care after it?? i'll go £500 on its own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Depends, you paying my Private HEALTH care after it?? i'll go £500 on its own. I bet you've had a few old banana's in you, Louie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 I bet you've had a few old banana's in you, Louie? Not as old as that one Matt is trying to Punt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted February 23, 2011 Author Share Posted February 23, 2011 Not as old as that one Matt is trying to Punt. Nothing over 10?! Pedo!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 £5... I'm pretty hungry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Nothing over 10?! Pedo!!!!! trust you to think of that, tut tut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 So is this just a hypothetical thing, or is some poor (literally) bugger from your work going to munch it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 trust you to think of that, tut tut. To be honest, I thought of that too... but I knew someone would post before I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted February 23, 2011 Author Share Posted February 23, 2011 trust you to think of that, tut tut. Hey, you put the rope on, I just pulled the switch! So is this just a hypothetical thing, or is some poor (literally) bugger from your work going to munch it? It's just hypothetical. This place is far too 'proffesional' for that, and besides, no one is going to fork out thosands! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Hey, you put the rope on, I just pulled the switch! It's just hypothetical. This place is far too 'proffesional' for that, and besides, no one is going to fork out thosands! Whole office. £1 each. Some eejit will do it Edit: Make sure it's filmed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 only in an office would they say that ,on a building site someone would eat it for a laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted February 23, 2011 Author Share Posted February 23, 2011 only in an office would they say that ,on a building site someone would eat it for a laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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