johnny g Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 I despair at some of my friends, I really do. They are thick! I was telling him i'd had a bad nights sleep was a bit a ratty today... ------------------ Mark wrote - Try Counting Sheep, no chance try Counting Farts in your sleep - The house smells like Auscwitz. John wrote - OI!! - My Grandad died at Auscwitz. Mark wrote - OMG! - Im so sorry John - I didnt mean any offence John wrote - Its ok - He fell out of the guards tower. Mark wrote - No way - thats terrible. - Ill change the post. ------------------ I despair.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentAgro Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 That's a classic joke.. still funny though To the people who understand it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Haha Did he let one rip and it launched him over the side?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Haha Did he let one rip and it launched him over the side?! One of Johnnys facebook friends I presume Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 One of Johnnys facebook friends I presume The Nazi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Hopefully relative enough, 95% of my facebook network are actually thick as sh!t. It's impossible to get anything good out of a conversation with someone on Facebook. Relatively speaking, I bet 95% of the entire network of Facebook is just as dumb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJP Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Not quite facebook, but I have a friend who rings me up at home and asks where am I? I reply I am at home, you have just rang my house phone, she replies 'Oh yeah' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Great gag Johnny..!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brazil Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Did your grand pa die on impact..! Hope he did not have to suffer...! Psych...! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 So was it the fall that killed him or the landing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted February 15, 2011 Author Share Posted February 15, 2011 So was it the fall that killed him or the landing? It was a mexican who pushed him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 It was a mexican who pushed him You may be a mod but the Mexican President will still 'ave ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraDan24 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 My sister once called a small 2 man plane she saw out the car window a Helicopter. I was like, "Laura, thats a Plane". She replied, "NO...planes are big!!" .........She's 22. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentAgro Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 lmao People are funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 It was a mexican who pushed him LOL, you heard the one about the immigrant that crossed the road ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 LOL, you heard the one about the immigrant that crossed the road ? I have. The answer is He was displaced from his homeland by war and, having lived in a properly rural area, had no idea what to do when confronted by so many vehicles in, what was too him a freezing cold, alien environment. Goes down a storm at the pub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Bet it does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 It was a mexican who pushed him Surely pushing him would take some effort and therefore raise suspicions whether he was a genuine Mexican or not..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilps Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 My sister once called a small 2 man plane she saw out the car window a Helicopter. I was like, "Laura, thats a Plane". She replied, "NO...planes are big!!" .........She's 22. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted February 16, 2011 Author Share Posted February 16, 2011 Surely pushing him would take some effort and therefore raise suspicions whether he was a genuine Mexican or not..!! I'll go all RedM on your casually racist ass! /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_shock.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Surely pushing him would take some effort and therefore raise suspicions whether he was a genuine Mexican or not..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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