Geo Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 ******* the lot of them. Quick enough to take money off you, ******!!!! But trying to reclaim what they Owe you, NIGHTMARE!!! c*** Bags all of you.... RANT OVER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Is there something you want to get off your chest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Quick enough to take money off you, I thought they waited a year before asking for your tax to be paid in (self employed)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted February 9, 2011 Author Share Posted February 9, 2011 Is there something you want to get off your chest? Mabay why?? was the post to polite. I thought they waited a year before asking for your tax to be paid in (self employed)? iv been chasing them a year for money they Owe me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Mabay why?? was the post to polite. A bit. Say what you really think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradleyh_15 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 iv been chasing them a year for money they Owe me. W4nk3r5!!! They like changing my bloody tax code every year to take more and more off me! You keep fighting for your money mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Is there something you want to get off your chest? Probably his t-shirt, the big flaunting Louie Spence Pink Division fiend that he is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Hope this little ditty helps cheer you up Geo One, two, three, four... Hrmm! One, two, (one, two, three, four!) Let me tell you how it will be; There's one for you, nineteen for me. 'Cause I’m the taxman, Yeah, I’m the taxman. Should five per cent appear too small, Be thankful I don't take it all. 'Cause I’m the taxman, Yeah, I’m the taxman. (if you drive a car, car - I’ll tax the street; (if you try to sit, sit - I’ll tax your seat; (if you get too cold, cold - I’ll tax the heat; (if you take a walk, walk - I'll tax your feet. Taxman! 'Cause I’m the taxman, Yeah, I’m the taxman. Don't ask me what I want it for, (ah-ah, mister Wilson) If you don't want to pay some more. (ah-ah, mister heath) 'Cause I’m the taxman, Yeah, I’m the taxman. Now my advice for those who die, (taxman) Declare the pennies on your eyes. (taxman) 'Cause I’m the taxman, Yeah, I’m the taxman. And you're working for no one but me. Taxman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Hope this little ditty helps cheer you up Geo That's so funny - as soon as I saw the post I started humming the song. That's one of my favourite albums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Hope this little ditty helps cheer you up Geo One, two, three, four... Hrmm! One, two, (one, two, three, four!) .............................................. That's put the first smile on the day for me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ripped_fear Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Hope this little ditty helps cheer you up Geo One, two, three, four... Hrmm! One, two, (one, two, three, four!) Let me tell you how it will be; There's one for you, nineteen for me. 'Cause I’m the taxman, Yeah, I’m the taxman. .... Taxman! lol that made me chuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy442 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 My brother feels exactly the opposite, last November a rebate cheque arrived to the tune of 2.5k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted February 9, 2011 Author Share Posted February 9, 2011 Hope this little ditty helps cheer you up Geo One, two, three, four... Hrmm! One, two, (one, two, three, four!) Let me tell you how it will be; There's one for you, nineteen for me. 'Cause I’m the taxman, Yeah, I’m the taxman. Should five per cent appear too small, Be thankful I don't take it all. 'Cause I’m the taxman, Yeah, I’m the taxman. (if you drive a car, car - I’ll tax the street; (if you try to sit, sit - I’ll tax your seat; (if you get too cold, cold - I’ll tax the heat; (if you take a walk, walk - I'll tax your feet. Taxman! 'Cause I’m the taxman, Yeah, I’m the taxman. Don't ask me what I want it for, (ah-ah, mister Wilson) If you don't want to pay some more. (ah-ah, mister heath) 'Cause I’m the taxman, Yeah, I’m the taxman. Now my advice for those who die, (taxman) Declare the pennies on your eyes. (taxman) 'Cause I’m the taxman, Yeah, I’m the taxman. And you're working for no one but me. Taxman! mmmmmm cheer me up, hell no. Makes me want to go out and shoot the gits now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 mmmmmm cheer me up, hell no. Makes me want to go out and shoot the gits now. Remember though they'll put Tax on the weapon and the amo...still you could always see Big Neil down the Frog & Sphincter for a cheaper deal. Although while waiting for your weapons man to turn up, you order a pint and...oh balls...taxed again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Don't hold back Geo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted March 30, 2011 Author Share Posted March 30, 2011 Well it looks like some fanjita has cashed my Cheque pretending to be me. just received a letter stating it was cashed in Edinburgh a cool 60+miles from me. So now i have to try and trace when the hell is going on? Mad me, nope!! Rage O meter High = VERY!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellonman Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 The taxman is just like sky when you call them up you get a completly different answer from last time, cos they have a load of people working for them that cant under stand the complicated tax system out and who can blame them, it so complecated the MPS can work it out and get all there houses and porn for free, you can claim money back for cleaning your work clothes did you know that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham S Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Well it looks like some fanjita has cashed my Cheque pretending to be me. just received a letter stating it was cashed in Edinburgh a cool 60+miles from me. So now i have to try and trace when the hell is going on? Mad me, nope!! Rage O meter High = VERY!!!!! I wouldn't like to be the dude that pinched that! I'm assuming it's not your local postie as i'm sure he may have seen you at some point and ain't that stupid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted March 30, 2011 Author Share Posted March 30, 2011 The taxman is just like sky when you call them up you get a completly different answer from last time, cos they have a load of people working for them that cant under stand the complicated tax system out and who can blame them, it so complecated the MPS can work it out and get all there houses and porn for free, you can claim money back for cleaning your work clothes did you know that! Its like chinese whispers when calling the taxman these days. All they do is put notes on the back of the Ref number your calling about. I asked if they could put me in contact with there fraud department, the guy said no. As he don't deal with that. But he'll get someone to call me back within 3 weeks. FFS!! I wouldn't like to be the dude that pinched that! I'm assuming it's not your local postie as i'm sure he may have seen you at some point and ain't that stupid! Na mate not the local postie , he would not have a clue what it was? as when posted out is a very discreet letter. Looks like this is going to drag on and on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ark Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 My brother feels exactly the opposite, last November a rebate cheque arrived to the tune of 2.5k Intaxification - the feeling of euphoria you get from receiving a rebate cheque. Only lasts until you remember it was your money to begin with! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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