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Geo

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Is there something you want to get off your chest? :D

 

Mabay why?? was the post to polite. :D

 

I thought they waited a year before asking for your tax to be paid in (self employed)?

 

iv been chasing them a year for money they Owe me. :(

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Hope this little ditty helps cheer you up Geo :D

 

 

One, two, three, four...

Hrmm!

One, two, (one, two, three, four!)

 

Let me tell you how it will be;

There's one for you, nineteen for me.

'Cause I’m the taxman,

Yeah, I’m the taxman.

 

Should five per cent appear too small,

Be thankful I don't take it all.

'Cause I’m the taxman,

Yeah, I’m the taxman.

 

(if you drive a car, car - I’ll tax the street;

(if you try to sit, sit - I’ll tax your seat;

(if you get too cold, cold - I’ll tax the heat;

(if you take a walk, walk - I'll tax your feet.

 

Taxman!

 

'Cause I’m the taxman,

Yeah, I’m the taxman.

 

Don't ask me what I want it for, (ah-ah, mister Wilson)

If you don't want to pay some more. (ah-ah, mister heath)

'Cause I’m the taxman,

Yeah, I’m the taxman.

 

Now my advice for those who die, (taxman)

Declare the pennies on your eyes. (taxman)

'Cause I’m the taxman,

Yeah, I’m the taxman.

 

And you're working for no one but me.

 

Taxman!

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Hope this little ditty helps cheer you up Geo :D

 

 

One, two, three, four...

Hrmm!

One, two, (one, two, three, four!)

 

Let me tell you how it will be;

There's one for you, nineteen for me.

'Cause I’m the taxman,

Yeah, I’m the taxman.

 

Should five per cent appear too small,

Be thankful I don't take it all.

'Cause I’m the taxman,

Yeah, I’m the taxman.

 

(if you drive a car, car - I’ll tax the street;

(if you try to sit, sit - I’ll tax your seat;

(if you get too cold, cold - I’ll tax the heat;

(if you take a walk, walk - I'll tax your feet.

 

Taxman!

 

'Cause I’m the taxman,

Yeah, I’m the taxman.

 

Don't ask me what I want it for, (ah-ah, mister Wilson)

If you don't want to pay some more. (ah-ah, mister heath)

'Cause I’m the taxman,

Yeah, I’m the taxman.

 

Now my advice for those who die, (taxman)

Declare the pennies on your eyes. (taxman)

'Cause I’m the taxman,

Yeah, I’m the taxman.

 

And you're working for no one but me.

 

Taxman!

 

mmmmmm cheer me up, hell no. Makes me want to go out and shoot the gits now. :D

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mmmmmm cheer me up, hell no. Makes me want to go out and shoot the gits now. :D

 

Remember though they'll put Tax on the weapon and the amo...still you could always see Big Neil down the Frog & Sphincter for a cheaper deal. Although while waiting for your weapons man to turn up, you order a pint and...oh balls...taxed again :D

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  • 1 month later...

Well it looks like some fanjita has cashed my Cheque pretending to be me. :( just received a letter stating it was cashed in Edinburgh a cool 60+miles from me. So now i have to try and trace when the hell is going on? :(

 

Mad me, nope!! Rage O meter High = VERY!!!!!

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The taxman is just like sky when you call them up you get a completly different answer from last time, cos they have a load of people working for them that cant under stand the complicated tax system out and who can blame them,

it so complecated the MPS can work it out and get all there houses and porn for free,

 

you can claim money back for cleaning your work clothes did you know that!

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Well it looks like some fanjita has cashed my Cheque pretending to be me. :( just received a letter stating it was cashed in Edinburgh a cool 60+miles from me. So now i have to try and trace when the hell is going on? :(

 

Mad me, nope!! Rage O meter High = VERY!!!!!

 

 

 

I wouldn't like to be the dude that pinched that! I'm assuming it's not your local postie as i'm sure he may have seen you at some point and ain't that stupid! :blink:

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The taxman is just like sky when you call them up you get a completly different answer from last time, cos they have a load of people working for them that cant under stand the complicated tax system out and who can blame them,

it so complecated the MPS can work it out and get all there houses and porn for free,

 

you can claim money back for cleaning your work clothes did you know that!

 

Its like chinese whispers when calling the taxman these days. All they do is put notes on the back of the Ref number your calling about. I asked if they could put me in contact with there fraud department, the guy said no. As he don't deal with that. But he'll get someone to call me back within 3 weeks. :blink: FFS!!

 

I wouldn't like to be the dude that pinched that! I'm assuming it's not your local postie as i'm sure he may have seen you at some point and ain't that stupid! :blink:

 

Na mate not the local postie , he would not have a clue what it was? as when posted out is a very discreet letter. Looks like this is going to drag on and on. :(

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My brother feels exactly the opposite, last November a rebate cheque arrived to the tune of 2.5k :D

 

Intaxification - the feeling of euphoria you get from receiving a rebate cheque. Only lasts until you remember it was your money to begin with!

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