Dave Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 SEX with your wife - Legal & General SEX with your future wife - Mutual Trust SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union SEX on the telephone - Direct Line SEX with your biographer - Quote Me Happy SEX in a hurry - Insure & Go SEX with your boyfriend - Standard Life SEX with a transvestite - Confused.com SEX with someone different - Go Compare.com SEX with an animal - Compare the Meerkat.com SEX with a fat bird - More Than SEX on the back seat - Sheila's Wheels SEX with an o.a.p – SAGA SEX with a posh bird - Privilege.com SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Is there a sex in 60 seconds (no rushing here) insurance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Is there a sex in 60 seconds (no rushing here) insurance? I'd go with Swiftcover for that... I also use E-sure when I'm knobbing birds at a rave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Haha. I like those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I also use E-sure when I'm knobbing birds at a rave. Presumably I can apply all these to men too...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Presumably I can apply all these to men too...? Churchill, Adrian Flux or Bell (end) insurance in your case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Churchill, Adrian Flux or Bell (end) insurance in your case. I like the bell (end) one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 You would... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I do tend to like bell (ends). It's one of my flaws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snooze Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Oh my! Was that figurative, literal or both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now