Dave Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 SEX with your wife - Legal & General SEX with your future wife - Mutual Trust SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union SEX on the telephone - Direct Line SEX with your biographer - Quote Me Happy SEX in a hurry - Insure & Go SEX with your boyfriend - Standard Life SEX with a transvestite - Confused.com SEX with someone different - Go Compare.com SEX with an animal - Compare the Meerkat.com SEX with a fat bird - More Than SEX on the back seat - Sheila's Wheels SEX with an o.a.p – SAGA SEX with a posh bird - Privilege.com SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Is there a sex in 60 seconds (no rushing here) insurance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Is there a sex in 60 seconds (no rushing here) insurance? I'd go with Swiftcover for that... I also use E-sure when I'm knobbing birds at a rave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Haha. I like those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I also use E-sure when I'm knobbing birds at a rave. Presumably I can apply all these to men too...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Presumably I can apply all these to men too...? Churchill, Adrian Flux or Bell (end) insurance in your case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Churchill, Adrian Flux or Bell (end) insurance in your case. I like the bell (end) one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 You would... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I do tend to like bell (ends). It's one of my flaws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snooze Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Oh my! Was that figurative, literal or both? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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