Chris Wilson Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist. "Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years. There's nothing you can't tell me." "This one's kind of strange," the woman said. "Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.. "Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked down, the water was full of pennies." "I see," commented the doctor calmly. "That afternoon, I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl," the woman continued. "That night," she went on, "I went again, and plink-plink-plink, there were dimes. Then, this morning, there were quarters!" "You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!" she implored. "I'm scared out of my wits!" The gynaecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about," he said. "You're simply going through the change!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Charlotte Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 when is your next turn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 *groan* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted February 7, 2011 Author Share Posted February 7, 2011 Sorry, heard a belter in the pub yesterday, but it's very racist and best not told to sensitive types In fact ALL the jokes in the pub are either obscene or racist, so I am struggling a bit..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Sorry, heard a belter in the pub yesterday, but it's very racist and best not told to sensitive types In fact ALL the jokes in the pub are either obscene or racist, so I am struggling a bit..... There is a NWS section Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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