RedM Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 There are thousands (I exaggerate not) of little orange flying things outside our house. Our windows are covered in them and they are swarming in the air outside. The car is covered too. Yuck. Worst of all we have had to shut the windows as they were entering in their tens. It looks like insect massacre in here. We are sweating buckets and still they multiply. This may be my last post. I don't..... my god, they are coming through the walls........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 and can we have a free for all on your non bug covered possessions after they've eaten you alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted June 22, 2005 Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 Eaten alive! Don't say that. I remember reading a new story many years ago about an impending invasion of flies from France that laid their eggs on anything that moved. They hatched and ate the host alive. That freaked me out so much I still shiver about it now. And no, it doesn't seem any less frightening just because it was only featured in the Sunday Sport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 it was only featured in the Sunday Sport. ah so you bought it for the articles well i suppose they could release enzymes and fluid that start digesting you, makes their job easier for when they all feast on you? i'm not helpin am i i get mean when i'm in a bad mood i have a bug phobia myself :shudder: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted June 22, 2005 Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 I guess this is one of the downsides about life in a little country village. This and the big spiders and that one f**king bird in the tree outside our bedroom that does the same bloody polyphonic warble all day long starting at first light, which is about 4 am. No wonder birds don't rule the world when they can't understand the concept of a lie-in. Seriously, if its 'call' was made into a ringtone you'd think the crazy frog was a masterpiece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 lol i've got the same here.... same bloody "cooooooo" every mornin anyone got a cat i can borrow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted June 22, 2005 Author Share Posted June 22, 2005 Oh we get the 'coooo' toooooo. This one bird though is on a whole other level. It really is like a semi tuneful ringtone played on a busted phone. If anyone wants to bring a Nur Spec fitted Supra round I'm sure it'll scare the bloody thing off for good. Or a shotgun. Or one of those mini-guns from Predator. Or Napalm. Or nuking the villiage from space. Just let me sleep until 6. Is that too much to ask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 lol i was still up at 4 this mornin as i couldnt sleep, finally nodded off and got woken up at 6:34am..... by my phone.....messages from the crazy frog thing! how the fuck did he get my number. and not 1 text, not 2 texts, but 3!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badbutfun Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Oh we get the 'coooo' toooooo. This one bird though is on a whole other level. It really is like a semi tuneful ringtone played on a busted phone. If anyone wants to bring a Nur Spec fitted Supra round I'm sure it'll scare the bloody thing off for good. Or a shotgun. Or one of those mini-guns from Predator. Or Napalm. Or nuking the villiage from space. Just let me sleep until 6. Is that too much to ask? There is some type of bird that copies telephones, not sure which one it is though. The most annoying thing in the whole f**king world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 There is some type of bird that copies telephones, not sure which one it is though. The most annoying thing in the whole f**king world! i bet it can't do that "frog" ring tone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badbutfun Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 i bet it can't do that "frog" ring tone I can imagine waking up one day and seeing a bird sing like a frog, good excuse to shoot the fu*ker and go back to sleep.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted June 23, 2005 Author Share Posted June 23, 2005 Further to the bug invasion of last night. Today we invested in a large room fan for keeping us cool with the windows shut. No more sweaty nights like last night. Came home to find the bugs of last night and this morning are gone. How inconsiderate. Still, fan is awesome. More power than our Volvo. She who must be obeyed had a bath last night with the windows open. I get a call from a very sheepish looking lady who think she may have let some of the bugs in. I then had to go on squashing duty. Wiped away the pathetic little corpses this evening, counting them as I went because, heck, if I don't have a Supra yet I need something to occupy my time. 273. Two Hundred and Seventy Three. I hope that teaches the little bastages a lesson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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