Suprab1 Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Dementia quiz first question: You are a participant in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ answer : If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are in second place! Try to do better next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, ok? Second question: If you overtake the last person, then you are....? (scroll down) ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are..... Wrong again. Tell me sunshine, how can you overtake the last person?? You're not very good at this, are you? Third question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do not use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20 .. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total? Scroll down for the correct answer..... ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100... If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right.... Maybe... Fourth question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono, and ??? 2. What is the name of the fifth daughter? ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ did you answer nunu? No! Of course it isn't. Her name is mary! Read the question again! Okay, now the bonus round, i.e., a final chance to redeem yourself: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does he indicate what he wants? ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ it's really very simple he opens his mouth and asks for it... Does your employer actually pay you to think?? If so do not let them see your answers for this test! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 I got 3 out of 5. I win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprab1 Posted January 21, 2011 Author Share Posted January 21, 2011 I got 3 out of 5. I win! I only got the Mary one right lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barneybrendan Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 just done that on the girlfriend ha she is efin thick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 I failed completely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BazzaAlpine Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 *hangs head in shame* and I thought I were smart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leelbuk Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 After getting the first one wrong I knew what was going on so was getting them all right until that Maths one and had to work it out on a calculator to believe it and work out where I was going wrong! Very clever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraFluff Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Lee PLEASE tell me what's going on with the Maths one!? I'm baffled >. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraFluff Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Oh dear it just clicked! Ooops... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leelbuk Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Yep, did the same here It's that last 10 you add! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 I stopped halfway through and then started to tell a rambling story about the war that everyone had heard many times before, then I soiled myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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