Abz Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Josh is a swinger? Yep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Oooo nice lol I remember I was at a family get together once, and my dad was taking some trout off a plate (At a buffet) And as he cut a piece off a worm crawled out of the trout Apparently after the trout was cooked the night before it was put in the garage to keep cool, as the fridge was full. Even though it was covered up the worm must've some how got in and crawled inside the dead fish. Some poor bu99ers had ate some of the trout before I spotted the worm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted January 18, 2011 Author Share Posted January 18, 2011 Josh is a swinger? Yep. The missus won't allow it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TubbyTwo Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 HAHAHA!! spider noms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 It's the spider I feel sorry for ending it's days being wiped across Josh's face, you do realise his family will hunt you down now! http://freeemoticonsandsmileys.com/animated%20emoticons/Animal%20Animated%20Emoticons/Spider%20walk.gifhttp://freeemoticonsandsmileys.com/animated%20emoticons/Animal%20Animated%20Emoticons/Spider%20walk.gifhttp://freeemoticonsandsmileys.com/animated%20emoticons/Animal%20Animated%20Emoticons/Spider%20walk.gifhttp://freeemoticonsandsmileys.com/animated%20emoticons/Animal%20Animated%20Emoticons/Spider%20walk.gifhttp://freeemoticonsandsmileys.com/animated%20emoticons/Animal%20Animated%20Emoticons/Spider%20walk.gif http://freeemoticonsandsmileys.com/animated%20emoticons/Animal%20Animated%20Emoticons/Spider%20walk.gif I don't have a problem with spiders and there's some pretty big ones in HK. It's cockroaches I hate, especially when you find one in your kettle and you're not sure how long it's been in there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted January 18, 2011 Author Share Posted January 18, 2011 HAHAHA!! spider noms No "HAHAHA" and no "spider noms" It wasn't nice.. Funny though! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemesis Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Ate one for a bet once (alive) and it tasted like nutmeg. Yes, drink had been taken beforehand. Sorry spiders, but anything with more than four legs does not last long in our gaff. My cat gets through a few too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted January 18, 2011 Author Share Posted January 18, 2011 Ate one for a bet once (alive) and it tasted like nutmeg. Yes, drink had been taken beforehand. Sorry spiders, but anything with more than four legs does not last long in our gaff. My cat gets through a few too. My cats used to catch and eat bees and wasps oh and butterflies at times! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 It's the spider I feel sorry for ending it's days being wiped across Josh's face, you do realise his family will hunt you down now! http://freeemoticonsandsmileys.com/animated%20emoticons/Animal%20Animated%20Emoticons/Spider%20walk.gifhttp://freeemoticonsandsmileys.com/animated%20emoticons/Animal%20Animated%20Emoticons/Spider%20walk.gifhttp://freeemoticonsandsmileys.com/animated%20emoticons/Animal%20Animated%20Emoticons/Spider%20walk.gifhttp://freeemoticonsandsmileys.com/animated%20emoticons/Animal%20Animated%20Emoticons/Spider%20walk.gifhttp://freeemoticonsandsmileys.com/animated%20emoticons/Animal%20Animated%20Emoticons/Spider%20walk.gif http://freeemoticonsandsmileys.com/animated%20emoticons/Animal%20Animated%20Emoticons/Spider%20walk.gif I don't have a problem with spiders and there's some pretty big ones in HK. It's cockroaches I hate, especially when you find one in your kettle and you're not sure how long it's been in there! Ah cockroaches, when we lived in HK my brothers would shake the cooker in the kitchen and trample any cockroaches scuttling out from underneath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Ate one for a bet once (alive) and it tasted like nutmeg. Yes, drink had been taken beforehand. Sorry spiders, but anything with more than four legs does not last long in our gaff. My cat gets through a few too. I did the same but with a live maggot (bought from a reptile store to feed a lizard btw).. Did it for free pint.. Tasted horrible. Moving on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted January 18, 2011 Author Share Posted January 18, 2011 I did the same but with a live maggot (bought from a reptile store to feed a lizard btw).. Did it for free pint.. Tasted horrible. Moving on... You have a big beard, you should be eating maggots for breakfast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 You have a big beard, you should be eating maggots for breakfast! Well, he must have a colony of them in his beard by now, so maybe he just has them for snacks now and then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 You have a big beard, you should be eating maggots for breakfast! Well, he must have a colony of them in his beard by now, so maybe he just has them for snacks now and then. The beard feeds for the 'host', so I'm unsure of what I consume. hth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted January 18, 2011 Author Share Posted January 18, 2011 The beard feeds for the 'host', so I'm unsure of what I consume. hth cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy442 Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 My cats used to catch and eat bees and wasps oh and butterflies at times! My dog ate a wasp once, cost me 100 quid in vets fees as one jowl was twice the size of the other where it stung him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted January 18, 2011 Author Share Posted January 18, 2011 My dog ate a wasp once, cost me 100 quid in vets fees as one jowl was twice the size of the other where it stung him Oh no, not good! My cats just used to bat them about until they were dead then munch them lol. Don't think they ever got stung! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonathanc Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Do you have any superhero powers now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted January 18, 2011 Author Share Posted January 18, 2011 Do you have any superhero powers now? No I was hoping, but nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L18msy Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Usually get massive spiders in the work, there has been a few times where one of the workmates catches them and eats them for a laugh. Makes me boak! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted January 19, 2011 Author Share Posted January 19, 2011 Usually get massive spiders in the work, there has been a few times where one of the workmates catches them and eats them for a laugh. Makes me boak! Boak; Scottish slang meaning vomit or feelings of excessive nausea. Something new every day.. Pretty gross though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L18msy Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Boak; Scottish slang meaning vomit or feelings of excessive nausea. Something new every day.. Pretty gross though! Sorry i forgot to translate:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted January 19, 2011 Author Share Posted January 19, 2011 Sorry i forgot to translate:d Haha, it's cool. I like learning new words and phrases from "foreigners"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L18msy Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Wait till Pod, it will be an education! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted January 19, 2011 Author Share Posted January 19, 2011 Wait till Pod, it will be an education! Haha, I'll bring a pen and paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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