Josh Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 I was sitting here playing Forza. About half an hour ago I felt an itch on the back of my leg so rubbed it. Been sitting here playing Xbox and had an itch on my lip so I went to rub it with my finger (the one that had stopped my leg itching. I felt something gooey on finger and lip, went to the bathroom to check it out and there was a dead (smooshed) spider on my finger and "spider juice" on my lip. Cue a wash of the face and some mouthwash. Not a good end to the day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a98pmalcolm Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Spider Juice is good for u mate! i always make sure i get some every day! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 ahaha you had me laughing at the title alone! erm.. not good i guess, could be worse though.......... you could be the spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Imagine if it had been alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted January 18, 2011 Author Share Posted January 18, 2011 ahaha you had me laughing at the title alone! erm.. not good i guess, could be worse though.......... you could be the spider Lol true, tasted like sh!t though! Maybe it was karma for killing it. Oh well, I won Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davej705 Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 You may wake up with superpowers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted January 18, 2011 Author Share Posted January 18, 2011 You may wake up with superpowers I hadn't thought of that... Cool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Lol true, tasted like sh!t though! Err how do you know what Sh!t tastes like!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted January 18, 2011 Author Share Posted January 18, 2011 Err how do you know what Sh!t tastes like!?! You'll never guess what happened when I scratched my leg last week.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Ergh, grim, can't stand spiders with their freaky legs and all! Reminds me of the time I took a bite of a cheese and onion sandwich without looking at it first... Next bite I looked down and found half of a huge spider sat on the sandwich I'd bitten out of I puked, but did finish the sandwich (minus spider remains) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted January 18, 2011 Author Share Posted January 18, 2011 Ergh, grim, can't stand spiders with their freaky legs and all! Reminds me of the time I took a bite of a cheese and onion sandwich without looking at it first... Next bite I looked down and found half of a huge spider sat on the sandwich I'd bitten out of I puked, but did finish the sandwich (minus spider remains) Oh no! That would make me paranoid about eating without checking in future lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drift_bear Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 ahaha you had me laughing at the title alone!......... i actually burst out laughing at work, a passanger walked passed at the same time and thought i was laughing at them lol, oops! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonbroke Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 When I was about 12, another boy at school said he's smuggled some sweets into the dorm, he said I had to close my eyes and open my mouth. Thinking of nothing but the sweets, I did as he asked, he proceeded to throw a huge hairy eight legged beasty into my esophagus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 I like 'em, but wouldn't eat 'em! Nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 That could've been spiderman you just killed. Nice one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 When I was in the mob, went to the canteen for lunch and had spag bol, whilst eating it I found half a wasp in the meal. that wasnt too bad I was just worried where the other half was. I know it isnt spider related but it was a wee beastie anyhow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy442 Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 That could've been spiderman you just killed. Nice one. Isnt Spider man man sized not spider sized? Unless Josh is some sort of giant lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Isnt Spider man man sized not spider sized? That's what the comics say.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_Mitchell Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 ahaha you had me laughing at the title alone! erm.. not good i guess, could be worse though.......... you could be the spider nar cant be possible josh is a nice guy..... wouldnt hurt a flie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Ergh, grim, can't stand spiders with their freaky legs and all! Reminds me of the time I took a bite of a cheese and onion sandwich without looking at it first... Next bite I looked down and found half of a huge spider sat on the sandwich I'd bitten out of I puked, but did finish the sandwich (minus spider remains) Tsk, you missed out on some protein there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted January 18, 2011 Author Share Posted January 18, 2011 Isnt Spider man man sized not spider sized? Unless Josh is some sort of giant lol I can guarantee it wasn't Spiderman. I'm not Spiderman. Watch the skies tonight and you'll see me swingin' down a high street near you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neo2810 Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 you'll see me swingin' down a high street near you! I wouldn't advise "swinging" down any street in Newcastle. It has a whole different meaning up here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted January 18, 2011 Author Share Posted January 18, 2011 I wouldn't advise "swinging" down any street in Newcastle. It has a whole different meaning up here Lol, same meaning as here I guess. I'll choose the street carefully! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Watch the skies tonight and you'll see me swingin' down a high street near you! Josh is a swinger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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