The Raven Posted January 11, 2011 Author Share Posted January 11, 2011 Is this thread for real? There is an actual rat in your Renaut? I mean, a real rat? ... Or mouse, and yes. This is very real. While im at it i might as well deal death to the rest of its kin in the stable block and barn. Failing that i will get the local council in, they gased the last lot that lived under the stable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straightsix Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Good luck they are deffinatly rats, try the humane rat cages by big cheese. Use peanut butter to trap them and that way you will know if it is a mouse or rat. Don't see the point of a humane trap. I run a marina so put some around work. I was visited by the council (just by chance) who asked if we had seen any rats. When we walked around the premises, one of the traps did actually have a rat in it. The council guy asked what I was going to do with it. I didn't want to say @I'm going to drown the verminous sod in the canal', so thinking I was saying the right thing, I said I would release it in a field where he could live happily until eaten by a buzzard or hawk. The bloke just looked at me and said 'You better drown the little shit in the canal. It's an offence to release vermin once it's been trapped.' I shot it point blank with an air rifle in the end. I felt like Al Pacino. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Don't see the point of a humane trap. I run a marina so put some around work. I was visited by the council (just by chance) who asked if we had seen any rats. When we walked around the premises, one of the traps did actually have a rat in it. The council guy asked what I was going to do with it. I didn't want to say @I'm going to drown the verminous sod in the canal', so thinking I was saying the right thing, I said I would release it in a field where he could live happily until eaten by a buzzard or hawk. The bloke just looked at me and said 'You better drown the little shit in the canal. It's an offence to release vermin once it's been trapped.' I shot it point blank with an air rifle in the end. I felt like Al Pacino. Lol cool Do the planks of wood with glue idea then when you go out in the morning, you get the satisfaction of stomping on them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprab1 Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Don't see the point of a humane trap. I run a marina so put some around work. I was visited by the council (just by chance) who asked if we had seen any rats. When we walked around the premises, one of the traps did actually have a rat in it. The council guy asked what I was going to do with it. I didn't want to say @I'm going to drown the verminous sod in the canal', so thinking I was saying the right thing, I said I would release it in a field where he could live happily until eaten by a buzzard or hawk. The bloke just looked at me and said 'You better drown the little $#@! in the canal. It's an offence to release vermin once it's been trapped.' I shot it point blank with an air rifle in the end. I felt like Al Pacino. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty71 Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 not good lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonytotheB Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 This thread is awesome. I might read when drunk... I think I would fall over laughing Bloooooooooooooooooooooooody [rats/mice/little tiny borrower people] spoiling the inside of engine bays! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraDan24 Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 I shot it point blank with an air rifle in the end. I felt like Al Pacino. Ahhhh man that made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Did UB40 ever find the solution to the kitchen dilemma? If so, there may be some pointers there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Red, red wine and getting rat-arsed? Okay, I'll leave now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DodgyRog Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Take the engine cover off and leave the bonnet open, if they have no cover they will find somewhere else, hopefully not the Supe or the interior of the Renault Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted January 12, 2011 Author Share Posted January 12, 2011 Well the car has been moved all night im going to open it up and have a looky see before adding the killer of all things unwanted to the bay. If humor insues i will post up the pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hodge Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 I've got an N/A don't knock them. Just mines got a couple of mods lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TubbyTwo Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Kill the car with fire, it's the only way. I agree. get it done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozz Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 If you have a rat problem most councils will send someone out to deal with it for free, unless you have a farm or registered smallholding then its very expensive. We have very friendly rats, loads of them since the cat died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Well the car has been moved all night im going to open it up and have a looky see before adding the killer of all things unwanted to the bay. If humor insues i will post up the pics. If you take a slash in the engine bay, pics or it didn't happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted January 12, 2011 Author Share Posted January 12, 2011 More fresh turd in on the engine cover, no doubt the fucker was annoyed by me removing its food. Well atleast i know it lives in the engine bay as i moved the car half way down the drive, a far old walk for a rat/mouse. I now have my WMDs and im lacing the car tonight..............DIE DIE DIE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Lol haha, i remember when I cleaned mine and jet washed it. As days went on there was more shit, more food and the worst was the piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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