CJ Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected 2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee and a 250g pack of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated," You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cos you're ugly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 :d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ripped_fear Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jord Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 haha :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprab1 Posted December 30, 2010 Share Posted December 30, 2010 Very good. I was expecting something like because there is no beer there lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Old ones and all that..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imi Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Haha, so simple, yet so funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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