joke Christmas Greetings - Contract between me and the Supra Forum

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Guys,

 

Merry Xmas to you all, wherever you may be this time of year, however; certain rules apply for this Christmas Wish so I have drafted a contract for 2010 - you can never be too careful:

 

From me ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee") please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an

environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice

holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with

respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

 

Also, a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar

year 2011, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects whose contributions to society have helped make

Britain great, (not to imply that Britain is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "Britain" in the western hemisphere),

and having regard to the species, race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.

 

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms, inter alia that:

 

1. This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.

2. This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the

proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.

3. This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.

4. This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon

certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.

5. This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a

period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

6. The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the

sole discretion of the wishor.

 

Any references in this greeting to "Father Christmas", or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive,

shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third

party names and images are hereby acknowledged.