Blackie Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Yes H he is real. (Its secretly me, jolly fat man with a beard ) Substitute the word "jolly" with "Miserable as f**k" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 and the big red suit (The Americans IIRC). Santa Claus was actually Green until the 50s/60s when Coca Cola changed him to red and the world just copied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Santa Claus was actually Green until the 50s/60s when Coca Cola changed him to red and the world just copied. Yeah I remember the Green Claus, think it was in a movie when I was younger.... kind of confusing lol. Knew it was the Yanks one way or another Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 I am not sure I understand the question? If Santa is fake then the presents are obviously bought from shops, or stolen..!! H. What I'm trying to say is in Santa movies, the parents are always confused by the proven existance of the fat guy, which ponders as to where they thought the presents come from if they didn't buy them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 What I'm trying to say is in Santa movies, the parents are always confused by the proven existance of the fat guy, which ponders as to where they thought the presents come from if they didn't buy them. I'll call Ripleys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mplavery Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Well i think Father Christmas is very dodgy bloke A man that works one day a year.....so im guessing he is claiming benefits which we are all paying, how else is he going to afford to run his huge house and workshop ! He has little people working for him all year round which he call elves ( kids ) Slave labour which im guessing are on 50p an hour The only day he does work he is piss** as a fart driving a slay !!! I also doubt he has no M.O.T, no insurance or tax ! mmmmm very dodgy boke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jord Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Definately real but have no idea how he hasn't been caught yet. He's been committing breaking and entry for years, damned good at it too, we never have any broken locks or smashed windows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mplavery Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Definately real but have no idea how he hasn't been caught yet. He's been committing breaking and entry for years, damned good at it too, we never have any broken locks or smashed windows. I forgot about the breaking and entry lol, the way he is going he will get the chair !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 Noone has filed charges, that is why noone is after him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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