supramkivcork Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 teacher: ''Johnny if there are 5 birds on a fence and you shoot one, how many are left? Johnny: none the others would fly away teacher: the answer is 4 but i like the way you think Johnny: i have a question for you miss,there are three women eating icecream,1 is licking,1 is biting and 1 sucking,which one is married? teacher: nervously answers '' the one sucking'' Johnny: the answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but i like the way you think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TRD-Rob Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 lol love that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Watching a show on Dave about some guy called Hussein, sounds like he might be trouble in the coming years. Think they mentioned that joke too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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