SupraHuman Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 I bought a flesh light for me so ,rabbit for her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 SupraHuman said: I bought a flesh light for me so ,rabbit for her. What is a flesh light? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clapyohandz Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Mine is getting a Michael Kors handbag, again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ripped_fear Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 blueray player for mine + all the norm little bits, makeup n stuff . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Charlotte said: What is a flesh light? It's a waterproof latex torch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Charlotte said: What is a flesh light? My girlfriend goes to London at the end of November each year with the girls in her family to shop so I thought the best thing to do was to give her money to buy clothes with while she was there There's nothing she wanted so instead of buying useless crap I thought money was the best idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Take That tickets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westcoaster Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 An iTouch and a set of Toyo TR-1s for her Del Sol! Who says romance is dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Paul said: I'm getting Liz some washing up gloves, local Kebab shop vouchers and a framed picture of me This sounds exactly the ticket. Where can I get a signed photo of you please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Lbm said: This sounds exactly the ticket. Where can I get a signed photo of you please? From the BNP shop (joke btw) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Should be getting her a weekend away in London in a very nice hotel with tickets to see Dirty Dancing show. Probably spend a little more on a nice dinner, etc. Hopefully that will keep her mouth shut about me having to choose between my friends and her for new years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 An ironing board and some anal lube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 TonyP said: An ironing board and some anal lube. What, you gonna shove the ironing board up there ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Paul said: From the BNP shop (joke btw) I'm so not sure (mein Führer) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Attero said: Should be getting her a weekend away in London in a very nice hotel with tickets to see Dirty Dancing show. Probably spend a little more on a nice dinner, etc. Hopefully that will keep her mouth shut about me having to choose between my friends and her for new years. Oh man, why is it so important to spend New Years Eve with them? Friends always do something more fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bailey. Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 She is getting very little, I'm going single, a man can't do it all,lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Charlotte said: What is a flesh light? Its like a vibrator for blokes, it looks like a flashlight but you stick John Thomas in there and switch it on, as its NWS I suggest you google it Charlotte. Before you ask no I dont have one, just seen it in some gentlemans mags I use to read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Sounds scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Max Headroom said: Its like a vibrator for blokes, it looks like a flashlight but you stick John Thomas in there and switch it on, as its NWS I suggest you google it Charlotte. Before you ask no I dont have one, just seen it in some gentlemans mags I use to read I call mine 'Liz' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Paul said: I call mine 'Liz' How can I hate you when you keep making me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Charlotte said: How can I hate you when you keep making me laugh. Everyone else on here seem to manage it OK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Paul said: Everyone else on here seem to manage it OK That's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Paul said: I call mine 'Liz' Stick a sock in it to make it tighter and you could call it 'Imi'. Just sayin.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 It's not a vibrator. I haven't got one (and don't need one) but the NWS video on the website is pretty hot Or to save money, the ol' towel and glove job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 RedM said: Stick a sock in it to make it tighter and you could call it 'Imi'. Just sayin.... I'd like IMI to stick a sock in it with his conspiricy theories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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