Charlotte Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 So we have a new trial to review here (clinical trial) and they all come with guidelines etc for the patients in the form of a 'patient information sheet'. In the sheet for this particular one (which is for adolescents) the definition of urine is:-'water that you put into a special cup'. That made me laugh quite a lot. And also wonder about the brain capacity of people going onto the trial. I think I might get told off for this thread title but I couldn't think of anything else to call it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BazzaAlpine Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Why do I think you might wind up with some less than helpful samples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Stupid things, 'definitely'. Definitions, on the other hand, are full of useful hints and tips. I'm sure you're taking the piss, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 i'm sure you're taking the piss, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted December 7, 2010 Author Share Posted December 7, 2010 I'm sure you're taking the piss, though. I wasn't! I'm just as stupid. ARGH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Makes me think of that classic gag.... "Can you fill this beaker for me?" "What? from here?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Makes me think of that classic gag.... "Can you fill this beaker for me?" "What? from here?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 'water that you put into a special cup' - How can that possibly mean urine? Water = H20 != urine. Last time I checked, there wasn't any urea in water. I have a special cup at work that I drink water from. Does that make me a pee drinker? Bizarre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I also have a special cup at work that comes with a saucer. Does that mean I'm a tea drinker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 'water that you put into a special cup' - How can that possibly mean urine? Water = H20 != urine. Last time I checked, there wasn't any urea in water. I have a special cup at work that I drink water from. Does that make me a pee drinker? Bizarre. Most of it is water, especially if you've been drinking lots; so if you round up the percentages, it's water! da-da Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I've got a special cup I put cream into :blink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagman Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 So we have a new trial to review here (clinical trial) and they all come with guidelines etc for the patients in the form of a 'patient information sheet'. In the sheet for this particular one (which is for adolescents) the definition of urine is:-'water that you put into a special cup'. That made me laugh quite a lot. And also wonder about the brain capacity of people going onto the trial. I think I might get told off for this thread title but I couldn't think of anything else to call it. The stupidity of the masses knows no limits ..... the patient infomation sheets needs pictures , preferably cartoons .....and even then there is one in every village ,,,,,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricky-Ricky Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Most of it is water, especially if you've been drinking lots; so if you round up the percentages, it's water! da-da You have passed the test with flying colours, congratulations! See Charlotte for your prize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 See Charlotte for your prize. Yes, it's a refreshing cup of water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 See Charlotte for your prize. Yeeessss! I'm in for a good night, tonight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Yeeessss! I'm in for a good night, tonight! Oh, is that your "bag" then is it? I've never seen the thrill in it myself. I once wee'd all over my best mate at college, but that was because I was too drunk to face the urinal the right way. Oddly, rather than just pushing me or punching me, he turned round and wee'd at me too, so we both ended up like damp, golden Jedis having a duel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Oh, is that your "bag" then is it? I've never seen the thrill in it myself. I once wee'd all over my best mate at college, but that was because I was too drunk to face the urinal the right way. Oddly, rather than just pushing me or punching me, he turned round and wee'd at me too, so we both ended up like damp, golden Jedis having a duel. I think Matt's into all kinds of things, and if it involves trampolines and S&M gear, then even better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted December 8, 2010 Author Share Posted December 8, 2010 Oh, is that your "bag" then is it? I've never seen the thrill in it myself. I once wee'd all over my best mate at college, but that was because I was too drunk to face the urinal the right way. Oddly, rather than just pushing me or punching me, he turned round and wee'd at me too, so we both ended up like damp, golden Jedis having a duel. There's always someone to lower the tone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Oh, is that your "bag" then is it? I've never seen the thrill in it myself. I once wee'd all over my best mate at college, but that was because I was too drunk to face the urinal the right way. Oddly, rather than just pushing me or punching me, he turned round and wee'd at me too, so we both ended up like damp, golden Jedis having a duel. Or like two Golden Ghostbusters: remember, don't cross the streams! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Does anyone else think that the ITV station ident set in some dark alley where jets of golden liquid erupt from the floor looks like some sort of bedwetter's nightmare? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Post deleted. Thought better of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Mods: can we have a new section of the forum please, for Golden Showers? It's called "NWS" IIRC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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