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Charlotte

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So we have a new trial to review here (clinical trial) and they all come with guidelines etc for the patients in the form of a 'patient information sheet'.

 

In the sheet for this particular one (which is for adolescents) the definition of urine is:-'water that you put into a special cup'.

 

That made me laugh quite a lot. And also wonder about the brain capacity of people going onto the trial.

 

I think I might get told off for this thread title but I couldn't think of anything else to call it. :)

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'water that you put into a special cup'

- How can that possibly mean urine? Water = H20 != urine. Last time I checked, there wasn't any urea in water.

 

I have a special cup at work that I drink water from. Does that make me a pee drinker? Bizarre.

 

Most of it is water, especially if you've been drinking lots; so if you round up the percentages, it's water! da-da

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So we have a new trial to review here (clinical trial) and they all come with guidelines etc for the patients in the form of a 'patient information sheet'.

 

In the sheet for this particular one (which is for adolescents) the definition of urine is:-'water that you put into a special cup'.

 

That made me laugh quite a lot. And also wonder about the brain capacity of people going onto the trial.

 

I think I might get told off for this thread title but I couldn't think of anything else to call it. :)

 

The stupidity of the masses knows no limits ..... the patient infomation sheets needs pictures , preferably cartoons .....and even then there is one in every village ,,,,,,,,

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Yeeessss! I'm in for a good night, tonight! :nana:

 

Oh, is that your "bag" then is it? I've never seen the thrill in it myself. I once wee'd all over my best mate at college, but that was because I was too drunk to face the urinal the right way. Oddly, rather than just pushing me or punching me, he turned round and wee'd at me too, so we both ended up like damp, golden Jedis having a duel.

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Oh, is that your "bag" then is it? I've never seen the thrill in it myself. I once wee'd all over my best mate at college, but that was because I was too drunk to face the urinal the right way. Oddly, rather than just pushing me or punching me, he turned round and wee'd at me too, so we both ended up like damp, golden Jedis having a duel.

 

:D

 

I think Matt's into all kinds of things, and if it involves trampolines and S&M gear, then even better!

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Oh, is that your "bag" then is it? I've never seen the thrill in it myself. I once wee'd all over my best mate at college, but that was because I was too drunk to face the urinal the right way. Oddly, rather than just pushing me or punching me, he turned round and wee'd at me too, so we both ended up like damp, golden Jedis having a duel.

 

There's always someone to lower the tone.

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Oh, is that your "bag" then is it? I've never seen the thrill in it myself. I once wee'd all over my best mate at college, but that was because I was too drunk to face the urinal the right way. Oddly, rather than just pushing me or punching me, he turned round and wee'd at me too, so we both ended up like damp, golden Jedis having a duel.

 

Or like two Golden Ghostbusters: remember, don't cross the streams!

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