AndrewOW Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Lol well it's this bloody stupid iPhone :-) Oh no it isn't!* *Well, it's nearly panto season, so I'll start it early. Although, the iPhone does have a way with words if you let it gain control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Lol well it's this bloody stupid iPhoney I can believe that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Dear Jazz's Dad Instead of buying your son iPhones, cars, watches and careers, you could spare us his inane, sh1t-ridden, w@nk-stained, badly written, inept platitudes by buying him a frickin education as he obviously decided to shat away the one the State quite naively gave him already. "Another F son. Never mind, here's a tenner. Now bugger off, I'm watching Minder." That way we won't have to wait to see him on Jeremy Kyle any day soon after getting some chip-swallowing, lard monster with one tooth up the duff whilst he whiles away his time playing Tekken on the WeeWee and getting smacked up to his t1ts on Covonia and Red Bull. Yours sincerely, Society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted December 7, 2010 Author Share Posted December 7, 2010 Ellis thanks il pass the message on, frankly I don't care what you think reason being when I die I won't take my education with me :-) not that there's much. Well at least I'm still doing ok without education least to say il be marrying my girl who off course has 1st in bio science degree and earns 48+ so I think iv done well seeing as I dont have education. Thank you for your input it's gone in the dustbin :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 The prosecution rests your Honour!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a98pmalcolm Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 and this is new news? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted December 7, 2010 Author Share Posted December 7, 2010 The prosecution rests your Honour!!! You sound very fustrated! Judging by your avatar picture I take it youv not had any sexual pleasure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 You sound very fustrated! Judging by your avatar picture I take it youv not had any sexual pleasure? Bless you child - but it is way past your bedtime and we best not speak of those things of which you know nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted December 7, 2010 Author Share Posted December 7, 2010 I feel sorry for your partner spending most your time on here nit picking. Il carry on posting the way I do and you can sir carry on nit picking :-) because I love making you fustrated hahahahahahahah poooooo weeeeee poooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I just hope you and yours don't breed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsween Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ellis Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 You sound very fustrated! Judging by your avatar picture I take it youv not had any sexual pleasure? Actually mate, I hooked up with this lass who earns £48K doing some sort of Science job - she had a nice tooth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Ellis thanks il pass the message on, frankly I don't care what you think reason being when I die I won't take my education with me :-) Ah, but the chavs on the bus probably use the same argument as an excuse not to have any manners whilst on public tranport. After all, you can't take manners with you when you die, so why acquire them now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsween Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 After all, you can't take manners with you when you die, so why acquire them now? Or the car............ Or anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 This is what I read.... Public transport is full of people just like me I have not been on a bus for some time but decided to use one today. Two rude young ladies, probably aged between 16 and 18, were being quite vocal and rude to just about everybody on the bus. It was to her good fortune that one of the loud ladies didn't say anything to me. I feel some sympathy for the eldery folk who have to put up with these idiots and their rudness. It was a shame they weren't men or I would have let them do me up the wrong 'un. Dear Jazz's Dad Instead of buying your son iPhones, cars, watches and careers, you could spare us his inane, sh1t-ridden, w@nk-stained, badly written, inept platitudes by buying him a frickin education as he obviously decided to shat away the one the State quite naively gave him already. "Another F son. Never mind, here's a tenner. Now bugger off, I'm watching Minder." That way we won't have to wait to see him on Jeremy Kyle any day soon after getting some chip-swallowing, lard monster with one tooth up the duff whilst he whiles away his time playing Tekken on the WeeWee and getting smacked up to his t1ts on Covonia and Red Bull. Yours sincerely, Society. The prosecution rests your Honour!!! Ellis you kill me....lol..!! Jazz, you seem surprised that there were ignorant dicks on Public Transport. It is used by the public and you may find that most are dicks anyway...!! It is this reason that I am with Marc P, I don't mix well with plebs and I would rather walk 5 miles than catch the bus or get into one of my many vehicles..... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Why didn't you have a go! What has happened to respect, stand up and give them a dressing down on the bus in front of everyone and if they get up and hit you well hit them back HARD, its only self defence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted December 7, 2010 Author Share Posted December 7, 2010 I wanted too have a go, but thought I'd be a fool if I used self defence on a girl in case she resolted to violence! I won't be using the bus service for a long time now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I wanted too have a go, but I was too scared in case she resorted to violence! I won't be using the bus service for a long time now Awesome thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 My girlfriend loves the bus... it's a pet hate of mine. But then the general public is also a pet hate of mine. I love the bus too! And the train. I love people watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I wanted too have a go, but thought I'd be a fool if I used self defence on a girl in case she resolted to violence! I won't be using the bus service for a long time now Sorry but have I missed something, are you expecting someone else to get up and slap down these two little girls. Or were there no men on the bus. You are not a fool for defending yourself, you are a fool for not. Very often you find that once they get a slapping down they will PTFD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsween Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I love people watching. ........................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I love the bus too! And the train. I love people watching. People watching can be taken too far though. I was on a train recently sitting next to one of the toilets. The toilet occupier neglected to lock the door before having a Number 2. Along comes another passenger, opens the door, and we're all greeted with the image of a man having a dump. What has been seen cannot be unseen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 ........................ Did you mean to say something? People watching can be taken too far though. I was on a train recently sitting next to one of the toilets. The toilet occupier neglected to lock the door before having a Number 2. Along comes another passenger, opens the door, and we're all greeted with the image of a man having a dump. Haha! God that's horrific! I feel a bit sorry for the person already in the toilet, worst nightmare I would suspect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I told the chauffeur that if she isn't a bit faster opening my door I'll not let her have any heating on in the front compartment. Her uniform needed starching, too. Times they are `a changing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 People watching can be taken too far though. I was on a train recently sitting next to one of the toilets. The toilet occupier neglected to lock the door before having a Number 2. Along comes another passenger, opens the door, and we're all greeted with the image of a man having a dump. What has been seen cannot be unseen. Maybe he deliberately left the door ajar on the off chance of a sexual encounter with a stranger on a train. It doesn't get much better than that tbh..!! Although the opposite it stumbling accross some bruiser laying a cable on a train and letting the full flavour pour out into a packed passenger compartment...!! It doesn't get much worse than that. H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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