Chris Wilson Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he notices a camel hitched u behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men billeted here, and no women. Sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have the camel." The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about "urges", so the camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain starts having his own urges. Crazy with lust, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?", "No not really, sir...They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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