CJ Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Be on the lookout for a new breed of 'Evil Manc' computer viruses that could seriously affect your PC. There are many varieties of this virus, each affecting your computer in a different way. Details of each Variant of this virus are shown below. The Manchester United Virus - This where the computer develops a memory disorder and forgets about every thing before 1993. The Manchester United shirt virus - Designed to drain your bank account This one is especially hard to detect as it changes its format every three months. The David Beckham virus - This affects older computers mainly. The computer looks great, all the lights are on, but nothing works. The Roy Keane virus - Throws you out of Windows. The Alex Ferguson virus - The computer develops a continuous whining noise. The on screen clock runs a lot slower than all the other computers in the building. The Wayne Rooney Virus - Goes after your mother board. The Bebe virus - Accesses your bank accounts and spends several million on items you've never seen or heard of. The Nani virus - Causes the system to collapse at opportune moments, feigning damage to the mainframe. The Ryan Giggs virus - The computer develops a processor problem whereby it thinks it's better than it actually is. It also experiences dramatic fluctuations in performance. The Darren Fletcher virus - Has recently emerged from years in the Recycle Bin. The Dimitar Berbatov virus - Makes the computer go really slow and causes the system to hibernate and do nothing for long periods of time. The John O'Shea Virus - Causes the processor to malfunction and is constantly redirecting websites to Youtube video's of Louie Spence and Diva Fever. The Thomas Kusczak virus - You cant save anything The Phil Neville virus - The worst of all, ruins all memory of basic functions and programmes, randomly delivering data to the wrong goal. Also weakens all communications within the network Dressing Room virus - Appears when the system fails. Reboot may be dangerous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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