Josh Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Set fire to the building. Problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted November 24, 2010 Author Share Posted November 24, 2010 contractor called for the building, he's over loaded the place with traps, poison etc. your mine you lil f@k@!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 I had a couple of mice in our house recently (we live behind a farm in London, no I am not lying). Well one of them was tiddy and walked straight into our hoover trick, the other one was much more clever! We called in support in the form of Simba, he is scared of everything but is fantastic at catching vermin! After he spotted the mice in the kitchen he decided to guard the area where the mice came out from (under the washing machine). He waited patiently even though it came out from under the washing machine & then when he saw his chance he caught him! Then came out and showed the video which recorded the whole event! His also killed 3 squirrels (Grey) recently who were destroying our loft and normally leaves me its tail as a gift! I can hire you out to him, but you need to give me your bank account details for me to withdraw £50 first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Set fire to the building. Problem solved. And, so effectively, killing it with fire. The old Michael universal solution will succeed yet again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Shoot it in the face. Failing that, glue the food to the trap so it's more likely to go off when he tries to steal it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsween Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 poison on the food on the trap? He'll think he's being smart avoiding the trap, little will he know the jokes on him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy442 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Most definitely. Can't get enough of vermin. Is that why youre a mod on here? Adnan, pop to the local Acme outlet, purchase a giant comedy mallet and an anvil. Works for blue cats anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Is that why youre a mod on here? No silly, that's because I love it here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 No silly, that's because I love it here. Likewise, plus the snacks provided on those snappy wooden things are a real treat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 And, so effectively, killing it with fire. The old Michael universal solution will succeed yet again! Yes. Kill it with fire. If any of your colleagues perish in the blaze then.. well, they just weren't quick enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supraman Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Try mars bar on the traps, worked a treat on the mice in our garage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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