adnanshah247 Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Ok i work in central london in a really nice office but we have a problem and that is a god damn mouse. Ive caught loads of mice before with traps etc. but this sneeky lil b@stard has stumped me. hes managed to take the food off the traps so slowly that the traps are bear bone empty and havent snapped him. he avoided all the sticky traps. hes stayed well clear of the proffessional poison traps the exterminator has put down and is having the time of his life in the kitchen grabbing food from every cupboard! hes not even scared, one of my colleagues went into the kitchen and there he is walking around like he owns the joint and then gently strolls his way under the dish washer. normal mice run for their lives, this guys having a damn picnic! ok send all your suggestions, im in a funny mood so lets make them entertaining! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Get a cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 I think that's this case is closed thanks to Thorin's suggestion. Shall I lock it now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dnk Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 the mouse can open cupboard doors ? why dont you install magnet locks on all the doors to start with, cheap and easy to do and if it cant get at any grub it'll go elsewhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted November 24, 2010 Author Share Posted November 24, 2010 the mouse can open cupboard doors ? why dont you install magnet locks on all the doors to start with, cheap and easy to do and if it cant get at any grub it'll go elsewhere lol dnk! how can i mouse open cupboard doors? it comes through the panels on the rear of the cupboards. Cat is out the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_jekyll Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 reason with him , i have a rat in the garage that used to steal stuff , but since i realised he only does it because hes hungry i started putting fruit out for him by the hole in the corner. now no bins get chewed , no food goes missing and no fooprintce on the desk, he just takes his fruit and goes home. i call him henry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Maybe the best thing to do is to put poison into everything, then at least that way you'll stop the bugger. I'll leave the rest to your own common sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted November 24, 2010 Author Share Posted November 24, 2010 I think that's this case is closed thanks to Thorin's suggestion. Shall I lock it now? you just really wana use your moderator toys dont you? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dnk Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Get a cat. so replace one small vermin for a much larger one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted November 24, 2010 Author Share Posted November 24, 2010 Maybe the best thing to do is to put poison into everything, then at least that way you'll stop the bugger. I'll leave the rest to your own common sense. already done that, the lil shyt dodged the infected bits! im telling you, this mouse is really on the ball! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted November 24, 2010 Author Share Posted November 24, 2010 reason with him , i have a rat in the garage that used to steal stuff , but since i realised he only does it because hes hungry i started putting fruit out for him by the hole in the corner. now no bins get chewed , no food goes missing and no fooprintce on the desk, he just takes his fruit and goes home. i call him henry. ahahahaha! i would reason but some of the guys that work here are a bunch of farries! they hear the word mouse and start shaking, pussies the lot of em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dnk Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 lol dnk! how can i mouse open cupboard doors? it comes through the panels on the rear of the cupboards. Cat is out the question. sort your crap cupboards out, remove the mouses food supply and he'll **** off simplez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted November 24, 2010 Author Share Posted November 24, 2010 sort your crap cupboards out, remove the mouses food supply and he'll **** off simplez we did this dnk, we moved everything out of the cupboards and put them in cupboards were we store all of our stationary stuff but the lil w@nka managed to find his way there as well, the fairies were moaning so put the food back to keep the mouse away from the work floor and just in the kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 ahahahaha! i would reason but some of the guys that work here are a bunch of farries! they hear the word mouse and start shaking, pussies the lot of em! So you've already got some cats, then? Job done. already done that, the lil shyt dodged the infected bits! im telling you, this mouse is really on the ball! How about poisoning his ball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted November 24, 2010 Author Share Posted November 24, 2010 How about poisoning his ball? tut tut tut, andrew you can do much better than that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted November 24, 2010 Author Share Posted November 24, 2010 going to go out in a minute and get some more chocolate, peanut butter and better quality mouse traps. im going to get this lil rug muncher today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 I hope it continues to escape the traps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 tut tut tut, andrew you can do much better than that! Possibly. I could lend you one of my big Tarantulas, but that may cause more problems than the first! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 going to go out in a minute and get some more chocolate, peanut butter and better quality mouse traps. im going to get this lil rug muncher today! It's a lesbian too? Bloody heck, you know your mice! Forget the traps, just get some bread and make me a sarnie from all that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted November 24, 2010 Author Share Posted November 24, 2010 I hope it continues to escape the traps. why would you say that? are you a vermin lover? It's a lesbian too? Bloody heck, you know your mice! Forget the traps, just get some bread and make me a sarnie from all that! AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!! ANDREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Mouse friendly trap FTW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 why would you say that? are you a vermin lover? Most definitely. Can't get enough of vermin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_jekyll Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 dont kill it , give it a name and feeed it and it wont bother you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlliRR Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 Gotta give the wee fecker its due for surviving so long though eh? You'll miss him when he's gone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted November 24, 2010 Author Share Posted November 24, 2010 Gotta give the wee fecker its due for surviving so long though eh? You'll miss him when he's gone! hell yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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