rant im been stalked by a honda any of you fellow kent boys seen it on the road?

[catfish man]

just got back from tesco ,seen a honda think its reg is something big reminds me of the old calibrea shape? next moment its following me home again( the last time i left him standing after stalking me ) tonight he seen me at tescos round about he did a u-turn and he is again behind me this time after a few shorts bursts due to slippy roads he is still behind me , so i pulled up on the carpark outside my home, and thought maybe he wants to chat ,he slowed down looked and then just drove off?, there have been a few cars stolen round my area over the last few weeks im thinking he wants to find out where i live?? and is up to no good , i did hear a shitty sounding dump valve as he drove away??? i can not wait to chat with him face to face any of you other kent boys met this stalker on the roads

[Multics]

Stalk him too

[catfish man]

Stalk him too

how did you know what i was thinking:eyebrows: lol

[Lbm]

Ok, hands up - it was me.

[Swampy442]

Thats a fair trek for a stalking session LBM...

[Lbm]

Oh yes. And when you bear in mind I nip down Devon-way to stalk & photograph Ed every Sunday night, the miles certainly add up.

 

The magazine people seem happy with my shots though.

 

Edit: apologies Swampy, I meant to ask...what's your average round trip in miles for a nice tidy stalk?

[Swampy442]

Well I like to keep to nice round figures, Id push 100 miles for a good stalk...

[Lbm]

I think 100 miles is fair. I do need to upgrade my somewhat sh*tty sounding dump valve though. I'm a bit worried people may find out it's me etc...

[Josh]

Next time he's behind you pull up somewhere and call a friend and tell him to meet you somewhere. If he's still following when you drive off then go to where your friend is, stop suddenly then both run over and see what the problem is. If they're up to no good they'll more than likely drive off so just fire off some rounds at the car as it leave just like in the films.

 

Failing that follow them back to their house in a car they don't know if you have access to one and see them when you're in it. You can then arrange your confrontation/revenge.

 

That's what I'd do

[Attero]

Next time he's behind you pull up somewhere and call a friend and tell him to meet you somewhere. If he's still following when you drive off then go to where your friend is, stop suddenly then both run over and see what the problem is. If they're up to no good they'll more than likely drive off so just fire off some rounds at the car as it leave just like in the films.

 

Failing that follow them back to their house in a car they don't know if you have access to one and see them when you're in it. You can then arrange your confrontation/revenge.

 

That's what I'd do

 

You mean arrange a dealership to retrieve an uzi... I'd rather do an overtake drive-by shout-out. That'll f**k 'em real bad.

 

 

 

 

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blud.

[Lbm]

Next time he's behind you pull up somewhere and call a friend and tell him to meet you somewhere. If he's still following when you drive off then go to where your friend is, stop suddenly then both run over and see what the problem is. If they're up to no good they'll more than likely drive off so just fire off some rounds at the car as it leave just like in the films.

 

Failing that follow them back to their house in a car they don't know if you have access to one and see them when you're in it. You can then arrange your confrontation/revenge.

 

That's what I'd do

 

It's no problem - I'm happy to tell Catfishman where I live. And tell him to call off his goons in the support car, it's starting to turn ugly.

[RobSheffield]

I would send Ed round, that would stop anyone. Even LBM (who is now a mod.... *steps gingerly away*)

[The Raven]

Hmm, i would say he more over likes your car and wishes to stare at it, and or force you to boot it.

 

Or he plans to steal it.

[catfish man]

It's no problem - I'm happy to tell Catfishman where I live. And tell him to call off his goons in the support car, it's starting to turn ugly.

lol

[catfish man]

Hmm, i would say he more over likes your car and wishes to stare at it, and or force you to boot it.

 

Or he plans to steal it.

yea its very strange ? last time he ended up following me but the roads where dry so i did not see him for long

[Josh]

It's no problem - I'm happy to tell Catfishman where I live. And tell him to call off his goons in the support car, it's starting to turn ugly.

 

Lol goons

 

You need to be more discreet, people are beginning to notice. Maybe use a different car, or maybe a push bike!