Chris Wilson Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 A judge has three miscreants up on trial. The first prisoner is already in the dock. The judge asks the arresting officer what he had in his pockets at the time of arrest. "A gun your honour, and a knife", he replied. "Hang him", the judge says without hesitation. The second prisoner goes nervously on the stand. "What did you find on him when you arrested him?" the judge again asks. "Another gun", the officer again replies. "Hang him, with his pal", the judge shouts, getting into the swing of things. The last prisoner goes to the stand, but with less trepidation than the first two. Same question from the judge, "So what did you find on this one then". "Just £10.50 in cash your honour", the officer replies. The judge immediately replies, "Hang him, hang all three". The court goes quiet, the third prisoner screams out, "Have mercy on me, I didn't have a gun". "No, the judge booms, but you are obviously saving up for one. Take him down!" ###################### It was told to me a lot less politically correctly, but you can add references to nationality, sexual proclivity, race, diet or whatever to embellish, should you so wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Surely it's the job of the solicitors to ask the questions and not the judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Having to re-read the joke = 2/10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Surely it's the job of the solicitors to ask the questions and not the judge. http://www.reallyrich.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/judge-judy-rich.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 http://www.reallyrich.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/judge-judy-rich.jpg "Baloney!!" I think she used to say, quite a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Polony wasn't it.? Hmm I'm hungry..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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