Havard Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Got my 2011 Supra owners calendar today.... Unfortunately the "clever" postman could not get it in our letterbox and left it behind our wheelie bin while is was pi$$ing down.... I only spotted it when I noticed a note on another envelope that had been delivered. What upsets me more is that I have been in the house all day..!! The calendar is now on a radiator drying out...FFS.!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Awww mate that's terrible Still postman aren't known for being the most cleverest of people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 My envelope was torn but fortunately the calendar was fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mawby Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 The Royal Mail really do take the piss don't they. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Stronger, waterproof, hardback jiffy bags required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Awww mate that's terrible Still postman aren't known for being the most cleverest of people. Or having the best vocabularly, or the best grammatical skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 11, 2010 Author Share Posted November 11, 2010 It's going all wrinkly, the calendar isn't much better..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 I'd march stright down to the post office and stick it up thier arse. Then complain about the calendar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Sure it wasnt a Post Woman?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRalphMan Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Maybe it was a Post Ethnic Diverse Operative? Sent from my HTC Desire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 11, 2010 Author Share Posted November 11, 2010 Sure it wasnt a Post Woman?? Sexist..!! I would have expected a woman to have had more sense that than that, but not much..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 I would have expected a woman to have had more sense that than that, but not much..!! Mrs H doesn't get on here that much these days, does she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 "More sense that than that"? I keep making similar mistakes myself. Takes me ages to post anything! I reckon it's something they put in the water and genetically modify into food and spray us from aeroplanes and add to so-called 'vaccines'! In the words of Kurt Cobain, "Just 'cos you're not paranoid, don't mean they're not after you". I think that Harvard's postman is infact an agent provocateur, probably working for The Mossad or MI6, deliberately trying to increase public unrest in order to justify mass surveillance and give an excuse to impose Martial Law and One World Government. I could be wrong (unlikely, I know) but how can there be any other logical explanation? To prove it, 'they' even modified the weather so that it rained on the exact same day as the calendar delivery. I mean, how did they know? I rest my case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 11, 2010 Author Share Posted November 11, 2010 Some shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 If you were in, you would have heard him knock. HTH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 11, 2010 Author Share Posted November 11, 2010 If you were in, you would have heard him knock. HTH Not exactly as I was working in my extension at the back of the house. Although the bin as next to the door to the extension, he could have knocked on that. H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 I feel for you H, if it makes you feel any better I'll let you have my calendar. http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?232499-Supra-Calendar-Vandal-s! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 .. the bin as next to the door to the extension, he could have knocked on that. H. He could have knocked on your bin? I dont doubt that you didnt hear it though dude, when Ive been to yours its easier just to ring you and get you to come out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Sorry, it makes sense to me! Seriously though, if the calendar is still damp, try to seperate the pages and press them between cardboard or cloth and stack something heavy on it to keep it flat whilst it dries out. Otherwise it will end up permanently wrinkled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Listen David, There was no need to shape shift into a convincing looking postman and attempt to steal Havards Shellsuit from his washing line. Im sure if you asked politely he would have surrendered his silky turquoise apparel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs H Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Mrs H doesn't get on here that much these days, does she? Yes she does....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supramkivcork Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 I work as a postman, I can't fathom why he'd leave the packet in a location where it's likely to be soaked. I'd very rarely leave a packet somewhere if I can't fit it in letterbox. Left one yesterday inside in a motorbike rain cover alright but left notice with house owner to leave them know. It would seem the Royal Mail have an open policy on the intelligence package when it comes to employment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManwithSupra Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Not as bad as my postman, my mail gets delivered wet even when its sunny, although its got a horrible yellow colour to it and a funny smell.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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