Jellybean Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 At the dole office in Sligo a Traveller walked in to pick up his cheque. He marched straight up to the counter and said, ' How's it going Boss, You know, I just HATE drawing the dole. I'd like to get a job! The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2010 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the salary is €200,000 a year. The traveller just plain wide-eyed, said, 'You're bullshittin me! The social welfare worker said, ' Yeah, well . . You started it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Haha... so true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Haha that's great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 oldies = goodies..!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted November 8, 2010 Share Posted November 8, 2010 Goodies = oldies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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