Chris Wilson Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 I had regularly started jogging from Downing Street. On each run I happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension I would brace myself as I approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty quid!" she would shout from the kerb. "No way, 50p!" I fired back.. This ritual between myself and the hooker continued for days. I'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty quid!" And I'd yell back "50p!" One day however Cherie decided that she wanted to accompany me on my jog. As we jogged nearer the problematic street corner, I realised the prostitute would bark her £50 offer and Cherie would wonder what I'd really been doing on all my past outings. I realised that I would need to have a damn good explanation for my illustrious lawyer wife. As we jogged into the turn that would take us past the corner, I became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker. I tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair of us jog past. Then, from the pavement, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for 50p?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dr_jekyll Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 lol . good old hookers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RobSheffield Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 Mmmm, funny hookers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supramkivcork Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 Haha very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 He either jogs a long way or there are streetwalkers in jogging distance of Whitehall. Could he be lying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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