Geo Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 So Fri night i was sitting on the laptop(on here) and doing other stuff, while the Tv was on in the background. Lins was in bed very early as she was flying with work early Sat morning. So next thing i hear is all the laughing and shouting outside, this normally dont bother me, but as Lins was sleeping, i thought best have a look outside see whats going on, didnt want lins woken up as id get it in the Neck. So i look out the window and i see my next doors neighbours Boyfriend throwing apples to her Son, who is hitting them with a baseball bat, needless to say the Apples were going everywhere. So i casually walked through and got my trainers and jacket on and proceeded to go ouside and have a word, by the time i got outside, they had vanished back inside(For more Ammo). So i had a good look around the cars, both mine and lins car were covered in apples, Well the Loui Spence RAGE O Meter went through the Roof at this point....... So i picked up all the crap that they had just destroyed and dumped it all over his Car, Next thing the door opens and the Boyfriend is coming out with a Huge Pumpkin, i said "i dont fu**in think so pal" he's like no need for profanity's mate. I aint you mate Dip Shit, how about i take that Bat and shove it right up your ass?? You've covered all the cars in Apples you Tube, Even your Own you Dumb Ass. Soon as i said that he was straight over to his car checking it out. Not nice when your car is covered in Apples Eh?? Im serious here, if you dont bugger off back in your flat your going to be in A&E getting that Bat removed. Now i get on with the Girl next door very well, we speak, and say hello, but this is the First time iv spoken with him, and what a Moron....... Still as yet, iv had no Apology from either of them from covering the cars in Apples..... Dont think i'll get one either Rant Over....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 .... good work fella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Remember apples are acidic bud. Hope you washed it all off right there and then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bailey. Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 think someone had a death sentence fella,,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted November 1, 2010 Author Share Posted November 1, 2010 Remember apples are acidic bud. Hope you washed it all off right there and then. i didnt bud, they got washed the next day anyway as they were filthy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Did you do the standard Louie Spence 'cat like' dance routine around the cars showing all this to him before getting in his personal space ending in a high kick, or something?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted November 1, 2010 Author Share Posted November 1, 2010 Did you do the standard Louie Spence 'cat like' dance routine around the cars showing all this to him before getting in his personal space ending in a high kick, or something?! Maybe??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 If I was as built as you are - I would do more than that. You have patience. Hats off to you sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted November 1, 2010 Author Share Posted November 1, 2010 If I was as built as you are - I would do more than that. You have patience. Hats off to you sir. iv got loads of patience bud, would never had done anything though as there was a kid about. didnt want the kid seeing the Dumb ass get wasted..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Still can't get over how your Avatar makes you look like the guy from Pineapple Dance Studio..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelfill Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Still can't get over how your Avatar makes you look like the guy from Pineapple Dance Studio..... You mean Louis Spence, odd that isn't it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony tt Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Well done mate he must be completely thick as Fu#k next door lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny g Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Sounds like the man from Del Monte told his neighbours to F**K off! Forget the apples, did she have a nice pear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy442 Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Luis Spence, lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brazil Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Sounds like the man from Del Monte told his neighbours to F**K off! Forget the apples, did she have a nice pear? Nice..! LOL I think till you've owned a nice car, it's hard to realize that you don’t like it when ppl cover with muck, bang their doors into yours in the car park, use your bumpers as parking sensors...! I've had and seen all these things done in front of my eyes, the undesirables won’t even blink an eye either they have no idea that they are in the wrong..! Dammm Small boys...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Did you 'thpank' him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 To be fair, I think you ruined the chance of an apology after telling him he would end up in A&E with your bat up his arse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony tt Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 To be fair, I think you ruined the chance of an apology after telling him he would end up in A&E with your bat up his arse! I think that would prompt me more to give the apology lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 I think that would prompt me more to give the apology lol Yer but from loui Spence? Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davej705 Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Good on you,I can't stand fools like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsween Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 Well done big man, Any more hassle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty71 Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 http://gosmellthecoffee.com/files/2010/05/applepie.jpg Slice anyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 @ the apples. at the bat suppository... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 I think we should start a tomato festival like the one in Spain over at Geo's house. I'll bring the Granny Smiths,.. whos bringing the bats. First to get a King Edward up Geo's exhaust pipe wins a bottle of Um bongo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted November 1, 2010 Author Share Posted November 1, 2010 Yer but from loui Spence? Really? And why not?? i reckon he's an Animal(in bed) Well done big man, Any more hassle? Na not heard a peep from them bud?? Although her car is all clean now. wonder who cleaned up?? The BF or the GF?? @ the apples. at the bat suppository... H. And that was me being nice. I think we should start a tomato festival like the one in Spain over at Geo's house. I'll bring the Granny Smiths,.. whos bringing the bats. First to get a King Edward up Geo's exhaust pipe wins a bottle of Um bongo Im up for that...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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