ivan Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 A biker is riding by the lion enclosure at Longleat when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's enclosure. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, ' Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life. ' The Harley rider replies, ' Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right. ' The reporter says, ' Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a tabloid journalist you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living The biker replies, ' I'm a Royal Marine and I am on leave after a tour of Afganistan' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads on the front page: MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Haha. True that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Only too true! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich8v Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 That would not suprise me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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