Chris Wilson Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Thankfully Google Maps seem years out of date for my location, or God knows what Purity would conclude, he's a loose cannon, or should that be Canon, given his obvious religious bent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Thankfully Google Maps seem years out of date for my location, or God knows what Purity would conclude, he's a loose cannon, or should that be Canon, given his obvious religious bent? Hello Mr Wilson Id actually rate myself above average at internet hide and seek. Google street view maps has just made getting exact house and telephone numbers easier as well. Very easy infact, because you can ring them up and ask them questions based on there surroundings to confirm its them. My best ever search took 2 whole months, and one time I got stabbed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 God knows what Purity would conclude, he's a loose cannon, or should that be Canon, given his obvious religious bent? Ooooh yes, something not 100% right there Hello Mr Wilson Id actually rate myself above average at internet hide and seek. Google street view maps has just made getting exact house and telephone numbers easier as well. Very easy infact, because you can ring them up and ask them questions based on there surroundings to confirm its them. My best ever search took 2 whole months, and one time I got stabbed. You need a hobby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Ooooh yes, something not 100% right there You need a hobby Hobby? He spent 2 months on the internet searching for a person. Have you ever searched for anything in your life for more than 10 minutes, not got bored and not typed in porn instead? We can't even say he is gay, gay folks love the porn just as much as the straight folks. Everytime I type something into google I always check the images just to see what whacky (yes it was deliberate) stuff comes up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Hobby? He spent 2 months on the internet searching for a person. Have you ever searched for anything in your life for more than 10 minutes, not got bored and not typed in porn instead? We can't even say he is gay, gay folks love the porn just as much as the straight folks. Everytime I type something into google I always check the images just to see what whacky (yes it was deliberate) stuff comes up. Back to normal already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 In my defence I posted that already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aweegin Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 That's 5 mins away from me, dont think i know him though lol.. ditto, I was like.. WTF?!! Big WHOOP for 1 less chav on our roads lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 god damnit. Unlucky Columbo.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Unlucky Columbo.... I was right on every count apart from the porsche ownership.. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 I was right on every count apart from the porsche ownership.. lol It was impressive.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Posted October 23, 2010 Author Share Posted October 23, 2010 Oops sorry for the wrong thread title. Interestingly enough, yesterday I was out with my bird and there was an officer with a speed gun. Bear in mind that it was 9pm and the road they were pointing at slopes downwards. I think I may have been flashed because I was doing about 35 -36mph max. But the thing is, the road slopes downwards and so you inevitably pick up speed and 90% of people go over it at about 40. The stretch of road just before that is a dual carriage way so people do go much faster down there. In fact I had people up my backside because they wanted to go faster or overtake me. What makes it worse is the copper grinning as I drive past. You have to be there to understand how unfair this whole scenario was. To be honest if I do get a speeding fine I'm appealing it to the fullest extent. It made me wish I had a laser jammer. It's like something out of Police Academy. It's so grossly unfair and doesn't make any concession for human weakness or the vicissitudes of driving dynamics in the real world. It really is a joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Posted October 23, 2010 Author Share Posted October 23, 2010 Oh and Purity, you are mental lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Oops sorry for the wrong thread title. Interestingly enough, yesterday I was out with my bird and there was an officer with a speed gun. Bear in mind that it was 9pm and the road they were pointing at slopes downwards. I think I may have been flashed because I was doing about 35 -36mph max. But the thing is, the road slopes downwards and so you inevitably pick up speed and 90% of people go over it at about 40. The stretch of road just before that is a dual carriage way so people do go much faster down there. In fact I had people up my backside because they wanted to go faster or overtake me. What makes it worse is the copper grinning as I drive past. You have to be there to understand how unfair this whole scenario was. To be honest if I do get a speeding fine I'm appealing it to the fullest extent. It made me wish I had a laser jammer. It's like something out of Police Academy. It's so grossly unfair and doesn't make any concession for human weakness or the vicissitudes of driving dynamics in the real world. It really is a joke You don't need to worry bud. They pull you right there and then, either by flagging you in or the car down the road from them comes and stops you. Generally you won't get done for anything under 40 on the speedo, unless it's a really slow month or they are just feeling pissy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Posted October 23, 2010 Author Share Posted October 23, 2010 You don't need to worry bud. They pull you right there and then, either by flagging you in or the car down the road from them comes and stops you. Generally you won't get done for anything under 40 on the speedo, unless it's a really slow month or they are just feeling pissy. Ah Scott you're a legend. I can finally breathe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Ah Scott you're a legend. I can finally breathe! Didn't you read the text below, Scott was only joking... You are getting a ban son! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Posted October 24, 2010 Author Share Posted October 24, 2010 Didn't you read the text below, Scott was only joking... You are getting a ban son! Don't try it Abz! Oh and pick up your phone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 I have had to edit my original post about my investigation into little miss shreeve. His mummy and daddy rang me today after doing their own investigation (hardly ;p) And cried to me down the phone for about 45 minutes about me INVADING their privacy. They told me that I must be poor, and that I cant afford a nice car, or even a jammer. (Business name) must condone the use of jamming devices, infact paul shreeve rang back threatening my life, and that he will turn up at my house and beat me up... from his (business name) business phone!! Hardly the company I will be wanting to use for planning my wedding.. ;P She said that Little miss reeve (insert real name) has 4 cars at the age of 20, and one of them is a porsche, and that i am a sad little jealous man. If i was bitter, i would post pictures of their son snorting cocaine and smoking weed on his facebook pages, but ill leave that for them to find eh? (note to self edit post when i get back from girlfriends with info for seo) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Better a 30 day ban than a year for speeding;) ahaha yeah, totally forgot about that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neo2810 Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Generally you won't get done for anything under 40 on the speedo, unless it's a really slow month or they are just feeling pissy. Tell that to the jobsworth who clocked me at 34 and fined me. And it was a gun pointing out the back of an estate which ended up a ticket in the post. They don't have to stop you there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Posted October 26, 2010 Author Share Posted October 26, 2010 Tell that to the jobsworth who clocked me at 34 and fined me. And it was a gun pointing out the back of an estate which ended up a ticket in the post. They don't have to stop you there. Ah sh*te! You didn't get points though right? I'm hoping that because it was in the dark and my HIDs were on it might have disrupted the picture quality. I am going to be raging if I do get fined for for going down a hill at 35. I doubt the coppers would have driven that slow. There is a discrepancy in the speed shown by the speedometer in the car and actual speed right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Tell that to the jobsworth who clocked me at 34 and fined me. And it was a gun pointing out the back of an estate which ended up a ticket in the post. They don't have to stop you there. It wasn't bud, it was a video camera with laser tracker. There is a big difference. I already mentioned jobsworths so no point in covering it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jamie shreeve Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 love it how all you guys think you know the lot if you spent more time reading the paper than sitting on a forum u might know that im 21 and drive an astra 5dr not really a porsche is chipped to 220bhp tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Shit, he's found us! Hide! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Posted October 26, 2010 Author Share Posted October 26, 2010 love it how all you guys think you know the lot if you spent more time reading the paper than sitting on a forum u might know that im 21 and drive an astra 5dr not really a porsche is chipped to 220bhp tho http://www.findagrave.com/forums/userUploads/925262-troll.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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