adnanshah247 Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 following on from this thread:- http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=231214 this guys at it again! ahahahahaha http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Citroen-Berlingo-1-9d-van-which-sort-white-ish-/320605153385?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item4aa58e6869 love this bit:- Pulling Power? OK, I have to be honest; this may not exactly be the best vehicle to impress those sweet, sweet goddesses; unless of course your chat up line starts with "hey babe, fancy a quick 'un in the back of me van!" .... because if it is; then guys have I got GREAT news for you!!!!! With a whole 5 foot 9 inch in the back (snigger at 9 inches!!!!) there's space enough for a mattress, 2 pillows and those all so important silk sheets (you know what I mean)....! And to accommodate those slightly taller girls, the passenger seat flips forward to give a hugely impressive extra foot of length! Be one step ahead of the competition and expand your potential market with a simple flick of the wrist...! What more could you possibly want! Stopping Power Why would you want to waste money on ridiculous gimmicks like ABS when you can use the ones on the vehicle in front of you! ahahahahhahaha that one had me in stitches! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich8v Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 It's been lovingly cared for by one considerate owner, however the others really didn't give a monkeys! I might try that line myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Haha surely no one buys his stuff with adverts like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markssupra Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Haha! Good ad, he's sold it to me:run: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_Mitchell Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 lol quality, good find Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted October 22, 2010 Author Share Posted October 22, 2010 Performance "Exhilarating", "starting" and "exciting" are 3 words I would NEVER use to describe the performance of this vehicle. To make this incredible testimony to "white knuckle rides", the manufacturers lovingly installed the best performance diesel engine honed from the finest piece of concrete and recycled toilet tissue available, and then took the turbo away! To be honest, tectonic plates do move quicker but hey, speed isn't everything is it? Think back to when your stuck in a queue of traffic behind a farm tractor; well this van is what tractors get stuck behind! Outstanding! in tears after reading this bit, missed it earlier on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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