barneybrendan Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 > INDEX POLISH SEX QUIZ (true or false) 1. A clitoris is a type of flower. 2. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. 3. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese. 4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble. 5. Pornography is the business of making record albums. 6. A G-string is part of a violin. 7. Anus is the Latin word for "yearly". 8. Coitus is a musical instrument. 9. Semen is another word for "sailor". 10. An enema is someone who is not your friend. 11. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit. 12. Douche is the Italian word for "twelve" 13. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. 14. Fetus is a character on "Gunsmoke". 15. An organism is the person who accompanies the choir. 16. A condom is an apartment complex. 17. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. 18. Testicles are found on an octopus. 19. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. 20. Menstrual cycle has three wheels. 21. KOTEX is a radio station in Bryan, Texas. 22. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird. 23. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. 24. Asphalt describes rectal troubles. 25. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass. 25. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- © 2003 http://www.polishjoke.com Polish jokes appearing on this site are in the public domain. Last modified: June 20, 2003 If you like this site, you'll love: littlejohnnyjoke.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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