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Charlotte

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I thought that was the nursery rhyme ring around the roses, and the nose thing was the bird like mask the drs wore with herbs or something in the beak thinking that this would stop them breathing in the plague.

 

I thought that people used to say bless you to someone that had sneezed because it could have meant that they could have contracted the plague and.. well, they needed a blessing because it's obviously a sh!t thing to get!

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A newborn baby craps out its own body weight every 60 hours.

 

earth is the only planet not named after a god.

 

Armadillos spend around 80% of their lives sleeping.

 

Honey bees never sleep.

 

Licking a stamp leads to the consumption of 1/10th of a calorie.

 

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

 

Dry fish found can make gold fish constipated.

 

A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle but when in the air is known as a skein.

 

You are born with 300 bone but when an adult only have 206.

 

in deep space most lubricants will disappear.

 

over 10,000 birds die a year from flying into windows

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The tiny fruit fly called Drosophila bifurca, produces sperm that are more than 20 times the size of its body.

 

Scientists say they are not quite sure why the fly produces coiled sperm that stretch out about 2.3 inches. But to devote so much of its energy to make giant sperm, they say, the fly must reap some kind of reproductive advantage.

 

The fly's sperm, 1,000 times longer than those produced by humans, eclipses the previous record held by another fruit fly, Drosophila hydei, which produces male reproductive cells an inch long. The sperm of a man 6 feet tall, if proportionate to that of the champion fruit fly, would be about 120 feet long.

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^^^ That was very good.

 

Therefore I blame Tannhauser for the following cut and paste job.

 

THE BEST INDIAN RESTAURANT ALBUM IN THE WORLD...EVER

 

35. Poppadum Preach - Madonna

 

34. Korma Chameleon - Culture Club

 

33. Bhaji Trousers - Madness

 

32. King Prawn Massala Drinks Are Free - Wham

 

31. Dansak Queen - Abba

 

30. Korma People - Pulp

 

29. Tikka Chance On Me - Abba

 

28. When I Phall in Love - Nat King Cole

 

27. You Can't Curry Love - Diana Ross and the Supremes

 

26. Korma Police - Radiohead

 

25. Things Can Only Get Bhuna - D:Ream

 

24. Tears On My Pilau - Kylie Minogue

 

23. It's Bhuna Hard Days Night - The Beatles

 

22. Brothers in Naans - Dire Straits

 

21. Girlfriend in a Korma - The Smiths

 

20. Pilau Talk - Doris Day

 

19. It's My Chapati and I Cry If I Want To ? Dave Stewart/Barbara Gaskin

 

18. I'm a Bhaji Girl - Aqua

 

17. Sag Aloo - Black lace

 

16. Take That and Chapati - Take That

 

15. Bhuna Round The World and I Can't Find My Bhaji ? Lisa Stansfield

 

14. I Don't Want To Dansak - Eddie Grant

 

13. Dansak on the Ceiling - Lionel Richie

 

12. We Are Jalfrezi - Sister Sledge

 

11. Vindaloo - Abba

 

10. I Don't Want to Go to Chutney ? Elvis Costello

 

9. Rice Rice Baby - Vanilla Rice

 

8. Jalfrezi Jalfrezi Nights - Kiss

 

7. Tandoori Deliver - Adam and the Ants

 

6. Love me Tandoor - Elvis Presley

 

5. We Don't Have to Tikka Clothes Off ? JermaineJackson

 

4. Bye Bye Balti - Bay City Rollers

 

3. Bhuna to be Wild - Steppenwolf

 

2. Livin' Dhal - Cliff Richard

 

1. Raita Here, Raita Now - Fatboy Slim

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