MaveriK Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 One of the Chilean miners just realised he didn't clock in. I'll be here all week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Badass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 I don't know why this topic is getting all this press; it's only a miner story after all.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Statistically, 50% of chilean miners find being trapped underground for months to be a pain in the arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 So they have started to bring up the Chilean miners... Juan by Juan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dude Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Is it true the Chilean govt have f******d more miners than the Roman Catholic church ??????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David P Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Is it true the Chilean govt have f******d more miners than the Roman Catholic church ??????? (minors) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozz Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 I wonder if they'll get a big payout and not have to work again, I can't see them wanting to go underground anymore. I work for one of the largest mining companies in the world and you always dread stories like this. Our safety record is excellent though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 I wonder if they'll get a big payout and not have to work again, I can't see them wanting to go underground anymore. I work for one of the largest mining companies in the world and you always dread stories like this. Our safety record is excellent though. You say that though, but I think they just buried the truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Haha some good ones in here. Surprisingly I've not heard any jokes about it until now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 I hate how mainstream and famous the miners have become. I liked it when they were a bit more underground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glanov Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 gary glitter is in chile now, Its the only place where you can slide a minor up and down a shaft and get applauded............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsween Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 All i can say is fantastic.... keep em coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony tt Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 I heard that the youngest miner of 19 yrs will be up last cos they are worried that his hole is so wide now it may jam the shaft! I read that all the wives and girlfriends have been splashing out on fancy lingerie and make-overs. Theyve just went 70 days without their hole, a wet wipe over their cracks would have been enough. 'Chilean Miners this is Davina, you are live on Channel 4, please dont say fuck or bugger' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Sachs Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 I heard that the youngest miner of 19 yrs will be up last cos they are worried that his hole is so wide now it may jam the shaft! I read that all the wives and girlfriends have been splashing out on fancy lingerie and make-overs. Theyve just went 70 days without their hole, a wet wipe over their cracks would have been enough. 'Chilean Miners this is Davina, you are live on Channel 4, please dont say fuck or bugger' Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony tt Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 The Government of Chile have appealed to the international community for their expertise in helping the minors trapped underground. America is sending the latest groundbreaking technology. Britain has flown over 3 leading workers in the excavation field.....Austria has offered to send Josef Fritzl!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 I heard that the youngest miner of 19 yrs will be up last cos they are worried that his hole is so wide now it may jam the shaft! I read that all the wives and girlfriends have been splashing out on fancy lingerie and make-overs. Theyve just went 70 days without their hole, a wet wipe over their cracks would have been enough. 'Chilean Miners this is Davina, you are live on Channel 4, please dont say fuck or bugger' PMSL:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest daz 6576 Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 those miners are not gettin paid for the time they have been trapped, and now its having a knock on affect on the families, not to mention the company will be bust aswell cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 One of the Chilean miners just realised he didn't clock in. I'll be here all week! 5/10 I don't know why this topic is getting all this press; it's only a miner story after all.... 1/10 Is it true the Chilean govt have f******d more miners than the Roman Catholic church ??????? 8/10 You say that though, but I think they just buried the truth. 0.5/10 I hate how mainstream and famous the miners have become. I liked it when they were a bit more underground. 2/10 I heard that the youngest miner of 19 yrs will be up last cos they are worried that his hole is so wide now it may jam the shaft! I read that all the wives and girlfriends have been splashing out on fancy lingerie and make-overs. Theyve just went 70 days without their hole, a wet wipe over their cracks would have been enough. 'Chilean Miners this is Davina, you are live on Channel 4, please dont say $#@! or bugger' 7/10 (only 2nd one is decent lol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted October 14, 2010 Author Share Posted October 14, 2010 The first task for the Chilean miners after their release is a visit to Anfield They're there to advise Woy Hodgson on how to get out of a fecking big hole before xmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glanov Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 5/10 1/10 8/10 0.5/10 2/10 7/10 (only 2nd one is decent lol) What rating does my joke get lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 1/10 Whoohoo! First.. yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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