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Had another "Evil" or "Genius" moment..!!


Havard

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After this thread a while back I have been a bit short of moments of brilliance but this one is probably worth a new thread....:sly:

 

http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=142197&highlight=revolving

 

I'll try to explain the joke in words but in sound it was priceless...:D

 

Today, Mrs H, myself and my two lads decided to nip into Burger King in Wigan for a crafty munch. My 3 year old Joel was playing up a bit as he was tired after a 5 hour round trip up north and been asleep in the car when we pulled up. We woke him up and carried him into the restaurant (if you can call it that..!!)

 

Vicki was ordering our food at the counter and I was holding Joel in my arms, kissing and cuddling him and trying to get him to stop whingeing and crying. It was at this point I noticed an obese woman (she has a problem with her weight)giving me a dirty look as I sweet talked the crying toddler......:blink: At first I was quite angry and wanted to ask her what the fooking problem was but I decided to play it cool and started speaking slightly louder to Joel just to annoy her some more..!!

 

She had been at the counter for a while and was there when we arrived. Our food was nearly served before her so she had been waiting a while. It was at this moment where the girl behind the counter said "There's your food, sorry about your wait..!!

 

I suddenly entered "comedy genius" mode and said to Joel in a clear voice "It's probably a thyroid problem..!!"....:D The womans head spun through 90 degrees and I just looked away and kept talking to Joel in a "coochy coo" kind of way. I walked over to our table struggling not to pi$$ myself.

 

Thought I'd share with the group again..!!

 

H.

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Yeah, I can imagine you saying that :D

 

It's funny, once you meet someone you can picture it better. Vicki thinks I was a little bit harsh as the woman probably does have a thyroid problem. That said, I wouldn't be in Buirger King is that was the case.....:innocent:

 

H.

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It's funny, once you meet someone you can picture it better. Vicki thinks I was a little bit harsh as the woman probably does have a thyroid problem. That said, I wouldn't be in Buirger King is that was the case.....:innocent:

 

H.

Yip, before I met you I would never have thought such a nice internet persona could have said such a thing, but after meeting you I totally get it :D

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Yip, before I met you I would never have thought such a nice internet persona could have said such a thing, but after meeting you I totally get it :D

 

Not sure I like that....:tongue:

 

I am a nice guy and would be upset if someone I thought a lot of got offended by my humour but people with attitudes tend to get dealt with less sensitively.....:innocent:

 

H.

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;) Said the "healthy eating" wouldnt last long Paul :innocent: :D

 

Classic Joke mate loved to have seen it :D

 

 

Cheers

-Ian-

 

Plenty more where that came from. I just need people to irritate me more....;)

 

ring me or I'll ring you tomorrow. I have some good news...:D

 

H.

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I still don't get why you thought she gave you evils?

 

Was it because you were holding your child or he was crying?

 

I think it was either because Joel was repetatively whinging every second or it was my attempts to calm him down that were annoying her.

 

She kind of looked at her daugher and raised her eyes like so...:rolleyes: and then gave me a proper dirty, disapproving look....:blink:

 

H.

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