Havard Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 After this thread a while back I have been a bit short of moments of brilliance but this one is probably worth a new thread.... http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=142197&highlight=revolving I'll try to explain the joke in words but in sound it was priceless... Today, Mrs H, myself and my two lads decided to nip into Burger King in Wigan for a crafty munch. My 3 year old Joel was playing up a bit as he was tired after a 5 hour round trip up north and been asleep in the car when we pulled up. We woke him up and carried him into the restaurant (if you can call it that..!!) Vicki was ordering our food at the counter and I was holding Joel in my arms, kissing and cuddling him and trying to get him to stop whingeing and crying. It was at this point I noticed an obese woman (she has a problem with her weight)giving me a dirty look as I sweet talked the crying toddler...... At first I was quite angry and wanted to ask her what the fooking problem was but I decided to play it cool and started speaking slightly louder to Joel just to annoy her some more..!! She had been at the counter for a while and was there when we arrived. Our food was nearly served before her so she had been waiting a while. It was at this moment where the girl behind the counter said "There's your food, sorry about your wait..!! I suddenly entered "comedy genius" mode and said to Joel in a clear voice "It's probably a thyroid problem..!!".... The womans head spun through 90 degrees and I just looked away and kept talking to Joel in a "coochy coo" kind of way. I walked over to our table struggling not to pi$$ myself. Thought I'd share with the group again..!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Smooth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nasoup Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Genius! Especially if the delivery was quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_jekyll Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 lol, love it , Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 You cruel man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony tt Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Excellent H! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jevansio Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Yeah, I can imagine you saying that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 9, 2010 Author Share Posted October 9, 2010 Yeah, I can imagine you saying that It's funny, once you meet someone you can picture it better. Vicki thinks I was a little bit harsh as the woman probably does have a thyroid problem. That said, I wouldn't be in Buirger King is that was the case..... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Haha great If you'd have tripped her afterwards and her food had gone on the floor and she proceeded to get on her hands and knees and eat it like a pig that would have been better. As it is that's pretty good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelfill Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 That's made my day Paul Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jevansio Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 It's funny, once you meet someone you can picture it better. Vicki thinks I was a little bit harsh as the woman probably does have a thyroid problem. That said, I wouldn't be in Buirger King is that was the case..... H. Yip, before I met you I would never have thought such a nice internet persona could have said such a thing, but after meeting you I totally get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Yip, before I met you I would never have thought such a nice internet persona could have said such a thing, but after meeting you I totally get it Im suprised you arent more interested in what burgers he purchased tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 9, 2010 Author Share Posted October 9, 2010 Yip, before I met you I would never have thought such a nice internet persona could have said such a thing, but after meeting you I totally get it Not sure I like that.... I am a nice guy and would be upset if someone I thought a lot of got offended by my humour but people with attitudes tend to get dealt with less sensitively..... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jevansio Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Not sure I like that.... I am a nice guy and would be upset if someone I thought a lot of got offended by my humour but people with attitudes tend to get dealt with less sensitively..... H. Dude I wouldn't change ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 9, 2010 Author Share Posted October 9, 2010 Dude I wouldn't change ya Me neither..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Ian Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Said the "healthy eating" wouldnt last long Paul Classic Joke mate loved to have seen it Cheers -Ian- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 9, 2010 Author Share Posted October 9, 2010 Said the "healthy eating" wouldnt last long Paul Classic Joke mate loved to have seen it Cheers -Ian- Plenty more where that came from. I just need people to irritate me more.... ring me or I'll ring you tomorrow. I have some good news... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky49 Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 Nice and subtle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 You're an evil man H. May the devil take you and put you to good use... Beating up on the fat and annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 9, 2010 Author Share Posted October 9, 2010 May the devil take you and put you to good use... Beating up on the fat and annoying. It's sadly ironic that I am both...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted October 9, 2010 Share Posted October 9, 2010 I still don't get why you thought she gave you evils? Was it because you were holding your child or he was crying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 10, 2010 Author Share Posted October 10, 2010 I still don't get why you thought she gave you evils? Was it because you were holding your child or he was crying? I think it was either because Joel was repetatively whinging every second or it was my attempts to calm him down that were annoying her. She kind of looked at her daugher and raised her eyes like so... and then gave me a proper dirty, disapproving look.... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 10, 2010 Author Share Posted October 10, 2010 bloody hell, this thread died considering there is a spin off thread..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 bloody hell, this thread died considering there is a spin off thread..... Its tough trying to stay famous forever Paul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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