terribleturner Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 Things just went from bad to worse today. On my way to buy a new phone today when i realised i didn't have any ID on me, plus didn't have the bulbs on me that i need to get from Mapplin. Then im out cutting the hedge when the electric cutter stops. I wiggle the wire and get an electric shock. I then get a bigger ladder to reach the top and the bloody thing snaps just as i get half way. So my old man goes to prove that the other ladder is ok and i hold the bottom. Next thing i know i get hit with a rather large branch on the head. We then start to replace the dials and bulbs in Sabrinas FTO. Not only was it a real pain trying to recalobrate the dials, but then i drop one of the needles (Speedometer) between the steering wheel and the dash in the smallest of places. So while we're pulled over i try and rescue it but then get my hand stuck for a good few minutes. I get home and start to clear up the leaves and branches. On my way to moving a large pile, a branch drops from my hands, digs into the ground and inpailes my bits and bobs. To top it all off just as we sit down for Sabrinas Birthday meal i look down and notice that the small slit that was just below my flies has now ripped and reaches from the belt to the crutch. The cage was open but the beast was asleep. Had to leave holding Sabrinas jacket as cover so as not to scare anyone. But apart from that i had a really good day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerotop Dave Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 Coo, what a moany old git. Bad luck on that branch-to-bits&bobs impact though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 LMAO quote "The cage was open but the beast was asleep." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntD Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 The cage was open but the beast was asleep. Had to leave holding Sabrinas jacket as cover so as not to scare anyone. But apart from that i had a really good day Why would anyone be scared by it? I mean you're hardly rigged are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyJawa Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 Ya big drama queen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 i feel for ya mate, plus you probably had to spend a lot of cash this weekend as it was the bird's birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSteve Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 pmsl you sound like a really poor blues song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael parker Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terribleturner Posted June 12, 2005 Author Share Posted June 12, 2005 Why would anyone be scared by it? Well i didn't want to make any of the blokes in the resturant to feel inadaquate as men It's all better today. It was one of those days where nothing goes right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Pain was the order of the day then. Sounds like an action packed day! Gaz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how_supra Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Yeah and imagine standing under the dodgy ladder whilst he was hacking away at the tree with a hacksaw, which kept electricuting [sp] him. I was really scared Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 What a great day I would have given up and gone to the pub when the ladder broke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Loving the split trousers bit! hahahaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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