evinX Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Well they draw at 10, my mum and dad asked me to write down the results when they draw, so i did already using the numbers they played, ill hand them the slip and go for a fag, i hope this turns out to be bloody fantastic!! hehe:d Go on, get someone if you can!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jevansio Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Maybe she will kick fuck out of a dog when she realises the joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Film the results or it didn't happen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero-M Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 She might turn round and say she doesn't like you and is moving abroad without you as she is now a multi millionaire. Won't be able to take that back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evinX Posted October 8, 2010 Author Share Posted October 8, 2010 Maybe she will kick $#@! out of a dog when she realises the joke ROFL my mummy wouldnt do something like that... but i would!! joke:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Maybe she will kick fuck out of a dog when she realises the joke If I win, im going to drive to evinx's house and piss across his car myself .s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jevansio Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 If I win, im going to drive to evinx's house and piss on his car myself And maybe a blessing at the same time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evinX Posted October 8, 2010 Author Share Posted October 8, 2010 And maybe a blessing at the same time? Yea brendan you unholy hypocrite:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Yea brendan you unholy hypocrite:D Jesus urinated over himself whilst on the cross, I will just be stood at the foot of your driveway urinating "Across" the side of your car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwayne Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 i did that once to my mrs and i will NEVER do it again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evinX Posted October 8, 2010 Author Share Posted October 8, 2010 Jesus urinated over himself whilst on the cross Dude i actually dont think thats funny, even though im not religious i did grow up hearing bible storys and storys about jesus so theres a respect for him somewhere in my head, but yea, YOU SUCK!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evinX Posted October 8, 2010 Author Share Posted October 8, 2010 i did that once to my mrs and i will NEVER do it again Do tell more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 i did that once to my mrs and i will NEVER do it again I would have at least put a sheet down first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwayne Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 i only let her think she had won for about 5 mins but it was enough for a slap then not speaking to me for a day or 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 If I win, im going to drive to evinx's house and piss across his car myself .s If I win I'll get a helicopter to hover over his car and I'll curl one out on the bonnet;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwayne Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 I would have at least put a sheet down first didnt need to, she was already in the bath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evinX Posted October 8, 2010 Author Share Posted October 8, 2010 i only let her think she had won for about 5 mins but it was enough for a slap then not speaking to me for a day or 2 LOL poor girl must of made her soooo happy and then took it all away soooo quickly. LOL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 If I win I'll get a helicopter to hover over his car and I'll curl one out on the bonnet;) Now were talking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwayne Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 well its like i told her, the lord giveth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evinX Posted October 8, 2010 Author Share Posted October 8, 2010 If I win I'll get a helicopter to hover over his car and I'll curl one out on the bonnet;) Dont forget the tcut!! Ill be needing some.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Infact, if i win, im going to buy loads of prosthetic legs. I will give every member £1000 to turn up to your house and beat you with them Poor dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evinX Posted October 8, 2010 Author Share Posted October 8, 2010 Infact, if i win, im going to buy loads of prosthetic legs. I will give every member £1000 to turn up to your house and beat you with them Poor dog. And if i win, i will pay for your fine. Not really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Sachs Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Shit, If I win £112 million, I'm gonna pay Jebus and Allah to piss on your car!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 And if i win, i will pay for your fine. Not really. I also count 6.30 as winning, and ill go with option 1, so get your waterproofs on kevin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evinX Posted October 8, 2010 Author Share Posted October 8, 2010 I screwed up, i forgot to give the raffle numbers and a was sussed right away. I FAILED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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