Nick Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 A husband and wife came for counselling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately while fondling her intimately. The woman instantly shut up and quietly sat down as though she was in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week...... Can you do this?' The husband thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I dont mind dropping her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays but on Fridays, I play golf.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero-M Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Hahahaha, love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Very good..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARTIN R Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Very predictable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Very predictable! Bit like your Supra not selling at the price you are asking then. Badum tish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Bit like your Supra not selling at the price you are asking then. Badum tish. And you being a cOck - very predictable. Badum tish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Very funny, and the joke wasn't bad either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManwithSupra Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonytotheB Posted October 8, 2010 Share Posted October 8, 2010 Haha. Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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