MaveriK Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 40 pikies arrived at heavens gates St.Peter said" We've only got room for 12, so decide amongst yourselves who's coming in" Five minutes later St.Peter says to god "They've gone" God replies "What, all 40 of the pikey scum?" St.Peter says "No, the fucking gates." I'll be here all week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 Careful they might take a fence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 Careful they might take a fence. Haha, the joke was good but that made me laugh more :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 are you implying that gypsies are into petty theft, crime and other general low socioeconomic activities ? Only one word..........Racist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BazzaAlpine Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 are you implying that gypsies are into petty theft, crime and other general low socioeconomic activities ? Only one word..........Racist Gypsies? No. The theiving pikie scumbages that the police seem to be scared of doing anything about....YES. Oh liked the joke as well (second post just made me groan ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 Gypsies? No. The theiving pikie scumbages that the police seem to be scared of doing anything about....YES. Fair enough ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizzle Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 surely you mean pikeys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nodalmighty Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 What key opens any lock? A PiKey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Careful they might take a fence. tut tut tut! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 What key opens any lock? A PiKey an even longer tut tut tut tut tut! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Why is always Pikeys that get the stick from the general public. I met some nice ones that knocked on my door and tarmac'd a 5ft square patch on my drive. Best 5 grand I ever spent..... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Why is always Pikeys that get the stick from the general public. I met some nice ones that knocked on my door and tarmac'd a 5ft square patch on my drive. Best 5 grand I ever spent..... H. And it's still there? Must have been impersonating pikeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aero-M Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 I saw a bit of pikey activity recently, They turned up at an old ladys house with a mahousive lorry, and dropped a load of shingle on the drive. They then made her pay for it otherwise they were going to empty the whole lorry on her drive. I only saw the lorry dropping stones and thought nothing of it, I was working over the road and the police came and told me what happened and asked what I saw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony tt Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 I saw a bit of pikey activity recently, They turned up at an old ladys house with a mahousive lorry, and dropped a load of shingle on the drive. They then made her pay for it otherwise they were going to empty the whole lorry on her drive. I only saw the lorry dropping stones and thought nothing of it, I was working over the road and the police came and told me what happened and asked what I saw. Thats out of order i hate pikeys!........boss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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