Blackie Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Just felt a pin prick on my arm and looked down and there was a house fly sat there. I think its biten me,Is this even posssible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aweegin Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 ..was it carrying a pin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy442 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Was it wearing golf shoes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 I know horse flies can 'bite', but not house flies. They are trying to get the moisture off your skin. If you didn't sweat as much as you do, they'd leave you alone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra steveo Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 If you didn't sweat as much as you do Blackie, were you standing outside of mothercare ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Your going to die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Create a Tourniquet, Save your body from the infection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPG Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Once you had been bitten, did it stay on you arm or did it fly away? May have been laying eggs in you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Your going to die You're going to die, even.... Flies only eat shit Blackie so you're going to be.......oh.... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 May have been laying eggs in you Could have been a Bot-Fly. You are welcome to search youtube for examples Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 You need a teleporter and become "Blackie Fly".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcAB10 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Could have been a Bot-Fly. You are welcome to search youtube for examples *shudder* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty71 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Maggots will be under the skin now..... thats what happens, flies like sh!t you smelly fooker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 You're going to die, even.... Flies only eat shit Blackie so you're going to be.......oh.... H. Maybe it's time for him to change his aftershave! Could have been a Bot-Fly. You are welcome to search youtube for examples I thought they only bit the arse? Were they definitely golf shoes, or made of metal? You have to be sure now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 I thought they only bit AN arse? Hence it bit blackie:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 you need to find someone to suck out the poison mate. Oh wait,... forget that advice. I can imagine you just hanging your nob out the window covered in strawberry jam in an attempt to get bitten again. Any excuse hey fella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martini Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Blackie today, after a good night's sleep and a bit of sugar: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsween Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Its been a pleasure knowing you, good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barneybrendan Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 that time of the morning you only get vamp flies around which are rare and usualy bite while you are asleep.they are only active once the sun sets they inject a nerve blocker first which is why you felt the initial prick.The problem is the nerve blocker they inject can effect your nervous system if left untreated.So on a serious note go to gp and get antibiotics that controll infections in the nervous system. symptons of vamp fly bite eye twitching muscle spasm (twitching in the arm ect) nusea headache dislike of bright light tiredness lack of co ordination. dry throat short of breath dizzyness blurred vision incompetance coma death so i would go to gp right away apparently it can take up to 18 months for the symptons to reach their worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 I think Blackie already had most of those symptoms. RIP chap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted September 16, 2010 Author Share Posted September 16, 2010 If you didn't sweat as much as you do, they'd leave you alone! Blackie, were you standing outside of mothercare ? Flies only eat shit Blackie so you're going to be.......oh.... H. Maggots will be under the skin now..... thats what happens, flies like sh!t you smelly fooker Yeah cheers guys, I'm seeing the theme here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Nice to be of service..!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evinX Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Eiwwww. Peel the skin back and stick some vodka in there, job done:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Have you turned into a Fly yet Blackie? Hovis pic's please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted September 16, 2010 Author Share Posted September 16, 2010 Have you turned into a Fly yet Blackie? Hovis pic's please Lol, Not yet chap. Where it was itches though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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