tbourner Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Some colleagues came in early today and found 2 unopened trays of sandwiches left outside an office. We saw catering put them there yesterday evening for a meeting which didn't happen. My colleagues stole one of the trays and started to munch. When I came in I ate one of the sandwiches, it was cucumber and tuna mayo, I might eat another one in a minute. They've been left overnight in a warm office though. How long do I have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky49 Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Minutes bud, I'd have another one to make it less painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_Mitchell Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 agreed minutes left, so i advise to read jamesys nws thread and die with a stiff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonkin Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 agreed minutes left, so i advise to read jamesys nws thread and die with a stiff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted September 15, 2010 Author Share Posted September 15, 2010 agreed minutes left, so i advise to read jamesys nws thread and die with a stiff I can't possibly go into NWS when I'm at W. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
add heywood Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Probably 10 mins at most, go and punch your boss in the face, find an attractive girl in the office and give her a grope. You will die a happy man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 You'll be ok I imagine, just when you go for a dump you'll begin with a 21 gun salute..... H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Will I die? Yes. Yes you will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robzki Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Yes. Yes you will. Agreed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmo Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 If you don't die, your pants will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Are you dead yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JonnyD Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 http://www.toilet-paper.co.uk/images/pap004.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Write your will now. Are you dead yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Gone of tuna would stink , the mayo? will kill you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Nobody likes the tuna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attero Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 First dibbs on the Delica. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 your dead already, we all have the 6th sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted September 15, 2010 Author Share Posted September 15, 2010 Nope still here. I did have to drop the kids off at the pool quite urgently a while ago though. There are still 5 sarnies in the tub and the air con has broken in our office so it's about 25°C in here and rising, shall I eat the rest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 When you dropped the kids off at the pool, did they use the water slide or were they just content in the plunge pool?,... if you get my drift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abz Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Do it, what's the worst that could happen.... Please keep us updated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 When you dropped the kids off at the pool, did they use the water slide or were they just content in the plunge pool?,... if you get my drift. I think we need you to draw us a pic for incase some people don't catch your drift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Can we bury you yet? http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/11699708/2/istockphoto_11699708-open-grave.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted September 15, 2010 Author Share Posted September 15, 2010 When you dropped the kids off at the pool, did they use the water slide or were they just content in the plunge pool?,... if you get my drift. I had lots of kids, most of them just jumped but the last few used the slide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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