K9 executive trained security dog?

[SupraStar 3000]

Jazz,

What happened to the heffalump with the dirty undercarriage you once dated?

 

Maybe this is an opportunity to reconcile with her, make sweet love AND guard your dads property,.. all at the same time.

 

Seriously fella. Be carful.

Just buy some "beware of the dog" signs and play barking sound effects through your stereo. Job done and without dog mess.

[Abz]

If it is personal protection then I'd recommend you do a form of self defence. You can't expect to let go of a dog & expect him to know who is the enemy, what if it attacks a customer rather than the chav? Your dad's business would go down the drain.

[tbourner]

If you care to listen you can get different highly trained dogs for different specifications.

I didn't know until the other day my dads mate has two German sheppards highly trained. He told me to stay clear of the roty and recommended me the same place he got his. He has them as pets and as guards and didn't complain about owning them.

 

They're not DVD players you know, it's an animal, you can't buy one to specification they're all different. That one rotty might have had canine rage syndrome for all he knows, you can't say "don't get one cos this happened to me" if he's saying that then I wouldn't be taking his advice on dog behaviour!

[jagman]

"training" a large dog to attack or bite people is the height of stupidity!

[marc_p]

"training" a large dog to attack or bite people is the height of stupidity!

 

Not for Jazz it's not:d

[Stonkin]

What is your Dads business Jazz?

[Thorin]

So it's for your own protection Jazz?

 

Does your dad not need his own protection?

[AndrewOW]

Mauve.

[jazz1]

Decided in getting a pupy half rot/doberman then taking him to lovley training sessions with the professionals

[Chris Wilson]

What if it's unsuitable for training? Are you still going to give it a permanent loving home, or will it become like 3 of the dogs we have here, rescued and had to be given a new home and all the naughty habits painstakingly got out of it my some other poor sap like me?

[Abz]

Any chance these Chav's are 11 years old? As most Chavs are not really scared of dogs.

[jazz1]

Mate I'm not that much off an asshole iv had loads of pets all taken care off! The reason I'm buying a puppy Is so he can interact with our loving life style and be part off family. But before I do il ask that guy I'm seeing who will train it on his advice, where and which type to buy.

[jazz1]

Any chance these Chav's are 11 years old? As most Chavs are not really scared of dogs.

 

Believe you me they are, I once saw in this area a group off guys went to attack this boy with rods. His rotty didnt give them guys a chance to attack him, hell knows what would of happend to them pricks if he did let it lose.

[JustGav]

Believe you me they are, I once saw in this area a group off guys went to attack this boy with rods. His rotty didnt give them guys a chance to attack him, hell knows what would of happend to them pricks if he did let it lose.

 

They probably would have beaten the hell out of the dog!

[Josh]

They probably would have beaten the hell out of the dog!

 

Or the dog would have bitten and maimed/killed one of them and he'd have been in prison now.

[jazz1]

They probably would have beaten the hell out of the dog!

 

Very unlucky they couldn't go near him and gave up

[jazz1]

Or the dog would have bitten and maimed/killed one of them and he'd have been in prison now.

 

Oh and what would happen if the guy died? I'd rather go in prison then die from dickhead yobs who can kill you. Look at the shit state of crime in this country now days yobs carrying knives etc.

[Josh]

Oh and what would happen if the guy died? I'd rather go in prison then die from dickhead yobs who can kill you. Look at the shit state of crime in this country now days yobs carrying knives etc.

 

True true, I don't know then.

 

I'd just stay away from the areas they hang about if they are prone to causing trouble.

[jazz1]

I'm just making a point, it's like this you seen a group of guys attacking one guy. Now when the police arrive they will deffinatly run, same thing with a big dog people will think twice before attacking. Now this gives you time to call the police and keep the attacker at distance, simple

[RedM]

Can someone explain to Jazz the concept of not judging books by their covers? Frankly, I can't be arsed.

 

If you all stop replying Jazz will either do exactly what he wants to do regardless or he'll find some new, five minute wonder to plague us with.

 

TBH Jazz, you are a total plimsoll.

[Harry Sachs]

Can't your dad not just hire Mr T?

[jazz1]

Can someone explain to Jazz the concept of not judging books by their covers? Frankly, I can't be arsed.

 

If you all stop replying Jazz will either do exactly what he wants to do regardless or he'll find some new, five minute wonder to plague us with.

 

TBH Jazz, you are a total plimsoll.

Thank you for your kind words, but successfull plimsoll thank you sir:)

[tbourner]

Now when the police arrive they will deffinatly run, same thing with a big dog people will think twice before attacking.

 

You want a Malamute then, softest dog on the planet (unless you're a REALLY bad dog owner), no chance of it eating anyone and you going to prison, but looks like a wolf and grumbles (sounds like a growl) when it's happy to meet someone - scares the crap out of 99% of people who don't know what it is.

[jazz1]

Think what you like im a bad pet owner. Maybe I'd be better of with a gun hmmmm just like most chavs carry these days or even better a knife:d

[tbourner]

Think what you like im a bad pet owner.

 

Sorry this bit:

(unless you're a REALLY bad dog owner)

wasn't aimed at you, just generally they require a certain type of idiot to make them aggressive. I have no idea how good a pet owner you are.