Lbm Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 ermmm no like stated my dad has bought a new expensive business which I sometimes get idiots. What is this business Jazz, can you tell us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Maybe it would be best to stay away, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted September 14, 2010 Author Share Posted September 14, 2010 What is this business Jazz, can you tell us? Selling bannanas to people like gav Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 ermmm no like stated my dad has bought a new expensive business which I sometimes get idiots. Buy you said it was to protect you from idiots and not the company... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Selling bannanas to people like gav A fruit and veg stall in Albert Square? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Selling bannanas to people like gav Excellent. Are they from South Africa and does your dad offer a bogof deal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted September 14, 2010 Author Share Posted September 14, 2010 Lol yea juicy African style ones, the premesis does not need protection as the alarms are connected and has CCTV everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Lol yea juicy African style ones, the premesis does not need protection as the alarms are connected and has CCTV everywhere. No need for a dog then. QED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 No need for a dog then. QED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neo2810 Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Oh lordy lord... Jazz, we're all now positively confused. Please can you indicate for which of the reasons below you would like a highly trained, dangerous animal: 1 - To protect you from violent people, in a non-paranoia fashion 2 - To protect your dad's new business from violent people, in a non-paranoia fashion 3 - To hang off a chain wrapped around your arm so that you can emulate the fine specimen off "Britains worst offenders" 4 - Because you need a friend 5 - Because the dog needs a friend PS: In 2 days you've gone from asking advice on a forum, to the absolute authority on Guard Dogs. Personally I think none of the above apply and you're either paranoid or full of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 What you need is a minder, you know, like Arthur Daly had? A Terry. When not minding you he could polish the car, check your posts for punctuation and spelling, and generally look `ard. Your dad could smoke around in an old Jag and you could get Tel a sporty number. You might get to pull a few birds on the rebound from him, you never know I've always fancied having a minder, then `er indoors says I have her, and she'll see I don't get in any bother. So far she's been proven right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 What you need is a minder, you know, like Arthur Daly had? A Terry. When not minding you he could polish the car, check your posts for punctuation and spelling, and generally look `ard. Your dad could smoke around in an old Jag and you could get Tel a sporty number. You might get to pull a few birds on the rebound from him, you never know I've always fancied having a minder, then `er indoors says I have her, and she'll see I don't get in any bother. So far she's been proven right Surely you mean, a Terry-er? I didn't mean to call you Shirley, either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Terry-er.... Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted September 14, 2010 Author Share Posted September 14, 2010 Basically I need it as my protection and family protection from idiots. There's alot off stupid dicks in this area and me being me regardless who the person is I don't take shit. Now in terms of these chavs they could turn nasty so at least il have a peace of mind il have my guard simple:). I will be buying one and no it won't be used to protect the premesis as that already has protection it will be used for my personal protection from violonce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 What colour do you fancy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted September 14, 2010 Author Share Posted September 14, 2010 Pink:d you got one for sale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Jazz, do you live in Helmand Province? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Just putting the white dog in the washing machine with my red jumper, sorted.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Wilson Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Cloud Cuckoo Land I think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Cloud Cuckoo Land I think I bet he has to watch over his own shoulder even as he types his posts. Idiots, they get everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Wow, the banana business sounds worse than the cocaine business.... I've got two on my desk and I'm expecting the quiet little bloke in the corner of the office to pop a cap in my ass and steal my bananans.. No... bad guy... MY bananas!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted September 14, 2010 Author Share Posted September 14, 2010 Well before you think i sell drugs i could post pictures of the business but no need. its only going to twist your mind into negative stuff and again you thinking im buying this souly to attack random idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Well before you think i sell drugs i could post pictures of the business but no need. its only going to twist your mind into negative stuff and again you thinking im buying this souly to attack random idiots. Hold on, who said you sell drugs... I was comparing the fact that you said you sell bananas and you need protection from violent people around you... oh never mind... I can't be bothered wasting the bandwidth even on this level... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neo2810 Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Basically I need it as my protection and family protection from idiots. There's alot off stupid dicks in this area and me being me regardless who the person is I don't take $#@!. Now in terms of these chavs they could turn nasty so at least il have a peace of mind il have my guard simple:). I will be buying one and no it won't be used to protect the premesis as that already has protection it will be used for my personal protection from violonce Sounds like you're trying to convince yourself more than us... If random idiots are targetting "you" personally, then you must be inviting it in which case you don't need a dog, you need an attitude change... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbm Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Jazz, have you tried Yoga or perhaps Tai Chi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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