Jamesy Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 sorry i promise last one from me today ..... A chap sees an advert in a pet shop window for a talking centipede, priced at £500. Thinking he's found a bargain, he buys it and takes it home in a box. After about 30 minutes, he opens the box and politely asks if the centipede would like to go down the pub for a pint, but the centipede doesn't answer. A couple of minutes later, he asks again, but still no response. He starts to get a bit p!ssed off, and thinking he's been done he shouts the question again, at which the centipede pops his head out of the box and says, "I heard you the first time you tw@t, I'm putting my f**king shoes on!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marc_p Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 , I had a much needed giggle from that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Lol one of those its so bad its funny jokes. Btw, anyone seen the Human Centipede. Absolutely disgusting movie about a guy who surgically attaches three people's mouth to the other's arse (bar the first guy obviously). There is a scene where the first guy is commanded to 'feed' the middle girl (with his excrement). ARGH!!! MESSED UP SHIZZLE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanGX Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Lol one of those its so bad its funny jokes. Btw, anyone seen the Human Centipede. Absolutely disgusting movie about a guy who surgically attaches three people's mouth to the other's arse (bar the first guy obviously). There is a scene where the first guy is commanded to 'feed' the middle girl (with his excrement). ARGH!!! MESSED UP SHIZZLE. Septic, that is just filth. Trust you to come up with that kinda sh*t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Lol one of those its so bad its funny jokes. Btw, anyone seen the Human Centipede. Absolutely disgusting movie about a guy who surgically attaches three people's mouth to the other's arse (bar the first guy obviously). There is a scene where the first guy is commanded to 'feed' the middle girl (with his excrement). ARGH!!! MESSED UP SHIZZLE. Not for the quote about the movie. For using the word shizzle! ffs this place is going downhill:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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