Jamesy Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 I dont care what any of you say this is some funny sh!t ..... An octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play ANY musical instrument going." An Englishman gives him a guitar which he plays better than Hendrix. An Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton John. Then a Scotsman throws him a set of bag pipes. The Octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says "What¹s wrong can ye no play it?" The Octopus replies "Play it? - I'm gonna f**k her brains out once I get her pyjamas off!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KamaSupra Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Haha terrible, did make me laugh though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Not bad, I'll give 6/10 for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt H Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Heard that one a few times before, but it's a good'n Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 A bonafide classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonkin Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BazzaAlpine Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 pmsl. First time I've heard that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aldo87 Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 haha....stolen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septic Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 haha....stolen Haha yup same here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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