Geo Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Well slap my arse and call me Frank, but these things are just the bain of my life, who ever invented these things just want bummed up the bum pipe, i mean come on....... Please wait for Assistance Please wait for Assistance Please wait for Assistance Please wait for Assistance Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! RANT OVER!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty71 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 I find them ok unless your buying age restricted/security tagged things as in dvd's/booze and then yes you get the please wait for assistance. So yeah I hear ya Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony tt Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I can see ye now pal turnin green with every scan. Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Did you wait for assistance?? or kick the shite of the machine and then anyone else who came to stop you..lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony tt Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Did you wait for assistance?? or kick the shite of the machine and then anyone else who came to stop you..lol Exactly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 "Please put the item in the bagging area." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 "Undetected item in the bagging area" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted August 23, 2010 Author Share Posted August 23, 2010 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I can see ye now pal turnin green with every scan. Brilliant! Had to stop myself from turning Green dude, lins was with me. Did you wait for assistance?? or kick the $#@!e of the machine and then anyone else who came to stop you..lol was seconds away from putting my foot through the screen, wonder if she could say wait for assistance with my foot in her gob? "Please put the item in the bagging area." "Undetected item in the bagging area" Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!! [ANGRY][/ANGRY] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 "undetected item in the bagging area" "UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGAGE AREA" arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhh RAGE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Saying that, imagine the scenario: "would you like help with your packing sir?" "no thankyou, I think I will be fine" BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP *Cashier frantically throws the food at you* BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP ARRRGH - RAGE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Go to waitrose it's loverly shopping there.. no stress at all!! But Tescos grrrrrrrrrrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 O so you are are the fools that hold me up. Nothing annoys me more than someone who has no idea how to work them trying to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 O so you are are the fools that hold me up. Nothing annoys me more than someone who has no idea how to work them trying to do it. Can you do a guide in the members section, a walkthrough would be really helpful, I always seem to get it wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted August 23, 2010 Author Share Posted August 23, 2010 O so you are are the fools that hold me up. Nothing annoys me more than someone who has no idea how to work them trying to do it. Yup thats me. Just better be careful when i turn green due to the Scanner not doing its job correctly, things including people wont be safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitz Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 "Unexpected item in the bagging area, please remove this item before continuing" Repeat x 10 "Please call for assistance" Although, I've never had any problem with them.....that's because I don't pay for anything ....just do the beeps with my mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 I detest the ones in Morrisons. They never work smoothly and seem to be overly complicated. Why have a conveyor belt to take coins into the machine? Asda and Sainsburys never seem to have any hiccups although Sainsburys win overall due to the lack of chavs that shop there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Sainburys wins for sure, I've never had a problem with them. All the others can suck my balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 M&S ftw, Sainsburys can suck my balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony tt Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Sainburys wins for sure, I've never had a problem with them. All the others can suck my balls. Is it just me but all i got from that was Charlotte suck my balls Just kidding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo Posted August 23, 2010 Author Share Posted August 23, 2010 Is it just me but all i got from that was Charlotte suck my balls Just kidding thats all i read in her post... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy442 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 I like to test the system a bit, in the Tescos near me they sell Krispy Kreme donuts. Take 2 strawberry and creams, pay for them as 2 plain ring donuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 I like to test the system a bit, in the Tescos near me they sell Krispy Kreme donuts. Take 2 strawberry and creams, pay for them as 2 plain ring donuts Proverbs 6:30 - Men do not despise a thief, if he steal to satisfy his soul when he is hungry; So long as you are hungry, its fair game in the eyes of the lord. I do not despise your actions, I credit them, oh fellow Krispy Kreme fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 I wont use them, not going to line Mr Tesco's pocket's with unpaid labour & do sombody out of a job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 I wont use them, not going to line Mr Tesco's pocket's with unpaid labour & do sombody out of a job THEY TOOK OUR JAWBS. (south park) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purity14 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 THEY TOOK OUR JAWBS. (south park) KLni3wbndls Quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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