MaveriK Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 BOB & THE BLONDE: Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar And stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story Of a man on the ledge of a large building Preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, The guy on the ledge Did a swan dive off the building, Falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, But willingly handed her $20 to Bob. "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, So I knew he would jump." The blonde replied, "I did, too, But I didn't think he'd do it again." Bob took the money. I'll be here all week!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Oh dear.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Josh Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 5/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edinlexusV8 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 :rlol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinboy Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 60 seconds of my life that I will never, ever get back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missile Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 I thought that was really funny.... :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamesy Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 shockingly bad. -2/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 I thought that was really funny.... :D:D Me too shockingly bad. -2/10 Maybe it was the way it was presented. Lazy copy and paste is a no no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted August 18, 2010 Author Share Posted August 18, 2010 Maybe it was the way it was presented. Lazy copy and paste is a no no. Or perhaps i took time to structure it like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 [noparse]BOB & THE BLONDE: Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar And stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story Of a man on the ledge of a large building Preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, The guy on the ledge Did a swan dive off the building, Falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, But willingly handed her $20 to Bob. "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, So I knew he would jump." The blonde replied, "I did, too, But I didn't think he'd do it again." Bob took the money. [/noparse] I'll be here all week!! Yeah, sure you structured it like that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missile Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 [noparse]BOB & THE BLONDE: Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar And stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story Of a man on the ledge of a large building Preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, The guy on the ledge Did a swan dive off the building, Falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, But willingly handed her $20 to Bob. "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, So I knew he would jump." The blonde replied, "I did, too, But I didn't think he'd do it again." Bob took the money. [/noparse] I'll be here all week!! Yeah, sure you structured it like that! Ummmm. Much better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaveriK Posted August 18, 2010 Author Share Posted August 18, 2010 Blah Blah Yeah, sure you structured it like that! You forget yourself Sir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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