Someone keeps opening the front door to my flat

[AndrewOW]

Did you change the locks when you moved in, assuming you didn't buy or rent it from new? Old tenant? Landlord? I would have been tempted to put a door open alarm on the inside and wait to see who it was myself. You meet lots of interesting people like that

 

 

Always a good idea, with the approval of your landlord, or just a precaution if you've recently purchased the property.

[DanGX]

I think what you should do is set up a loaded double barrel shotgun (2 barrels to be sure) on a chair, tie a string from the trigger through a pulley to the door handle. Set it up about crotch height, so that when he opens the door... 'BOOM and bollocks are gone!'

 

Hopefully it will be so agonising he'll throw himself in front of the next available car and nature will take care of the rest.

 

Just make sure that at least one person is in the house and only set it up in the evening when you're sleeping. You don't want to walk in after work and take your own balls off. That would be silly.

 

Alternatively stick the shotty in the ground by the doorstep hidden underneath one of those innocent looking bronze heating grates.

 

Exhibit A.

[Andy-No-Knee]

Fit a mortis lock with a different shape/style of key.

 

I cant describe it well but they are very hard to pick even by locksmiths and you cannot slip the lock, which is another way of getting into a property with that type of lock on it.

[Havard]

I think what you shouldl do is set up a loaded double barrel shotgun (2 barrels to be sure) on a chair, tie a string from the trigger through a pulley to the door handle. Set it up about crotch height, so that when he opens the door... 'BOOM and bollocks are gone!'

 

Hopefully it will be so agonising he'll throw himself in front of the next available car and nature will take care of the rest.

 

Just make sure that at least one person is in the house and only set it up in the evening when you're sleeping. You don't want to walk in after work and take your own balls off. That would be silly.

 

Alternatively stick the shotty in the ground by the doorstep hidden underneath one of those innocent looking heating bronze heating grates.

 

Exhibit A.

 

This forum is beginning to worry me.....

 

I thought I was the only one who's had some serious mental issues and now I am surounded by them.....

 

H.

[Josh]

I think what you shouldl do is set up a loaded double barrel shotgun (2 barrels to be sure) on a chair, tie a string from the trigger through a pulley to the door handle. Set it up about crotch height, so that when he opens the door... 'BOOM and bollocks are gone!'

 

Hopefully it will be so agonising he'll throw himself in front of the next available car and nature will take care of the rest.

 

Just make sure that at least one person is in the house and only set it up in the evening when you're sleeping. You don't want to walk in after work and take your own balls off. That would be silly.

 

Alternatively stick the shotty in the ground by the doorstep hidden underneath one of those innocent looking heating bronze heating grates.

 

Exhibit A.

 

Haha nice diagram.