Chris Wilson Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 UNLUCKY BOB Bob works hard at the office, coming home late most evenings, tired and crotchety. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a new bar that's recently opened for a drink and a laugh. She doesn't realise it's a strip joint 2 nights a week.... The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob! How ya' doin'?' His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. 'Oh no,' says Bob.'He's in my bowling league. When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?' 'I recognize her; she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.' A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, 'Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?' Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says, 'Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Supra Gaz Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Very good.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kill1308 Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 haha, classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Scott Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 I'm nicking that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suprab1 Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 That's a good'un Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Very good, got a proper chuckle for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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