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Funny read if you have 5 minutes to waste


Angarak

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Some classic quotes

 

You could tell he was a Christian because he had a fish sticker on his Datsun.

 

due to the fact that it is illegal to present medieval metaphysic propaganda in public schools

 

DARYL, THIS IS GOD. BUY DAVID A TOYOTA PRADO. A WHITE ONE. WITH DARK GREY LEATHER INTERIOR AND SAT NAV.

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This is the funniest thing I've read this year! (Worthy, in fact, of my first post ever on this site. Hello everyone!) These are my favourite bits:

Thank you for the kind offer, being unable to think of anything more exciting than attending your entertaining and fun filled afternoon, I tried harder and thought of about four hundred things.

I immediately sacrificed a goat and burnt a witch in his name but it turned out that he had not had appendicitis, just needed a good poo, and was at home playing Playstation.
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